Popular Post DLock Posted May 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 21, 2014 I took a taxi from Suvarnabhumi airport a few days ago and the sign on the back of the seat said the following. It's actually just a bad translation from Thai which said something like "If service staff are not polite please call this number", but I did find the translation rather ironic in it's mistaken honesty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry123 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm next 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 "...but I did find the translation rather ironic in it's mistaken honesty. Long sleepless flight, was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Dog Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Sat down at a restaurant in China once and there was a sign there that said "Building is on fire." A bit of the same concept.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recycler Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 You're fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Wish they had the following warning on the back of a Nigerian cab I once took: "Just lie back and think of England" Because I was seriously screwed on that ride. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godden Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 bar in Chiang Mai had a sign saying 'sex free zone' was told by police to take it down as can't advertise free sex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChoakMyDee Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 In the back of a cab in Singapore was a sign saying "Stop human trafficking." I remember thinking "Why are they telling me?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby johnson Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Wish they had the following warning on the back of a Nigerian cab I once took: "Just lie back and think of England" Because I was seriously screwed on that ride. T Screwed by a large Nigerian. I understand how painful that must have been for you, unable to sit down for a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Thanks for the laugh...the sign did not intend to be so honest...lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Wish they had the following warning on the back of a Nigerian cab I once took: "Just lie back and think of England" Because I was seriously screwed on that ride. T Screwed by a large Nigerian. I understand how painful that must have been for you, unable to sit down for a week. I guess you'd know. Nigerians do like the tubby ones. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjunadawn Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 You're fart!See now this now is worth posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjunadawn Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 In the back of a cab in Singapore was a sign saying "Stop human trafficking." I remember thinking "Why are they telling me?"Setting aside the serious nature of human trafficking, finding this sign inside a taxi cab is quite amusing; I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Card Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) Well, I wouldn't ring numbers like that - either they won't exist, won't be answered, won't be followed up or will be eventually answered in Thai. Complete waste of space. Edited May 22, 2014 by Card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangebrew Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Sign on meat truck in US you may beat our prices but you can't beat our meat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 In the toilet at Home Works, just above the urinals is another gem sign : " Please check your valuables before you leave." I normally shake my valuables after i've just had a Pi$$, so I was wondering if it was a spelling mistake or if the sign should have been put up somewhere else ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glock3am Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 (edited) In the toilet at Home Works, just above the urinals is another gem sign : " Please check your valuables before you leave." I normally shake my valuables after i've just had a Pi$$, so I was wondering if it was a spelling mistake or if the sign should have been put up somewhere else ? I guess you've never used the shelf above the urinal to place your shopping (valuables) on? Or seen other people put things there and nearly forget them like I have seen many times? That's what they're talking about... I remember those signs became fairly commonplace a few years ago after an incident involving a teenager leaving his watch in the toilet and later beating up the cleaning lady who had found it (and was presumably going to keep it.) I guess they didn't want any further repeats of such incidents and a sign helps to absolve responsibility. Edited May 23, 2014 by Glock3am 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chao Lao Beach Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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