Popular Post Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2014 Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members. Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through. Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work. While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right. At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda. When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa. Sometimes, she wants Sex. She always tries to make me, give up smoking. When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down. She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man. And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day. Am I right, to want to get rid of her? Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AnotherOneAmerican Posted July 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) We need to see a photo of her first. She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too! Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case. Edited July 5, 2014 by AnotherOneAmerican 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaophraya49 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Ah, if only I had the same problems! Sorry I don't have an answer. I'm afraid you'll just have to continue suffering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post David48 Posted July 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2014 Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide." Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself. If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me. ... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post arthurwait Posted July 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2014 This must be a new marriage then. Mine gets up, moans. Goes to work. If I ring her during the day she moans. When she gets home, she moans. She goes to bed and snores. Repeat everyday. 5 years of non moaning 9 years of moaning. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 What a nightmare! How do you manage? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Sounds very sweet, but is she also very possessive and wants to know where you are and what you are doing at almost every minute of the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Upnotover Posted July 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2014 Sounds highly annoying to me. Unnecessary phone calls and physical contact. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> We need to see a photo of her first.She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too!Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case. Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide." Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself. If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me. ... alt=laugh.png> ;b++){var> Picture of her and her sister as requested. David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Sounds very sweet, but is she also very possessive and wants to know where you are and what you are doing at almost every minute of the day? She knows, I'm in front of the computer, posting silly threads on TVF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 What a nightmare! How do you manage? Sustento, enough is enough, that's why I'm asking the opinion of all the wise members on TV. Suffered, like this, for the past 7 years. Can't take any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Sounds similar to my girl. I'm just trying to get an extended leash after almost 5 years. Just long enough to get out of the gate on my own would be a good start , it was sweet at first, but now it's starting to feel like being tagged and under 24/7 surveillance ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Sounds similar to my girl. I'm just trying to get an extended leash after almost 5 years. Just long enough to get out of the gate on my own would be a good start , it was sweet at first, but now it's starting to feel like being tagged and under 24/7 surveillance ! Speaking about leash...........would the kind TVF members advice me where I can buy one to put my wife on? Living in Khon Kaen.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Wow, GEORGE, a like from you..............I will treasure it for the rest of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Get CCTV and a Smart phone.......another great idea in the beginning, until you think that because she has gone out to the market that you can also nip out for a quick nose around to see what's going off at the local haunts. Then u forgot about the CCTV and when she calls to ask what you are doing and you say watching TV or posting on here..... and then she asks how you can be watching TV when she just saw u leave on the motorbike using her smart phone !! I'm an Aircon Prisoner - and I didn't do anything wrong except to try and be nice ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 But - can she make good Kebabs ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingalfred Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members. Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through. Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work. While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right. At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda. When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa. Sometimes, she wants Sex. She always tries to make me, give up smoking. When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down. She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man. And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.Am I right, to want to get rid of her? Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide. someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members. Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through. Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work. While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right. At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda. When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa. Sometimes, she wants Sex. She always tries to make me, give up smoking. When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down. She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man. And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.Am I right, to want to get rid of her? Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide. someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app someone has a lot of free time to post silly comments. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2014 Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members. Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through. Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work. While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if Im all right. At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda. When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as Im tired of being all day on Thai Visa. Sometimes, she wants Sex. She always tries to make me, give up smoking. When, Im angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down. She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man. And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.Am I right, to want to get rid of her? Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide. someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Time of the month is it Alf ? Hot water bottle and a nice lay down ?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 But - can she make good Kebabs ?? Alberto, I'm working on that..........provided I don't get rid of her first or I top myself as David suggested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 But - can she make good Kebabs ??Alberto, I'm working on that..........provided I don't get rid of her first or I top myself as David suggested.Should be a good combination for anyone who likes spicy food ( like me ) - Thai spicy ness and a good quality kebab..... Plural x 3! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> We need to see a photo of her first. She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too! Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case. Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide." Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself. If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me. ... alt=laugh.png> ;b++){var> Picture of her and her sister as requested. David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required. two-fat-girls-eat-140x140.jpg Costas, I distinctly remember your post a couple of months ago about the indifference shown to you by a fellow farang whilst shopping in a Khonkaen Tesco-Lotus. Seeing this picture of your wife and her sister, everything now becomes clear. That farang plainly ignored your greetings as he could clearly see no way past you in the aisle with your amply curvaceous wife beside you. Perhaps he even felt threatened in the presence of so much quivering flesh. I recommend shopping alone in the future, remember,'less is more!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertosez Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> We need to see a photo of her first. She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too! Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case. Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide." Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself. If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me. ... alt=laugh.png> ;b++){var> Picture of her and her sister as requested. David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required. two-fat-girls-eat-140x140.jpg Costas, I distinctly remember your post a couple of months ago about the indifference shown to you by a fellow farang whilst shopping in a Khonkaen Tesco-Lotus.Seeing this picture of your wife and her sister, everything now becomes clear. That farang plainly ignored your greetings as he could clearly see no way past you in the aisle with your amply curvaceous wife beside you. Perhaps he even felt threatened in the presence of so much quivering flesh. I recommend shopping alone in the future, remember,'less is more!' Plus,) the farangs displeasure can be well understood. If you are buying groceries for these 2, then I guess that will take at least 30 minutes at the checkout every week ! Go and find yourself a thin bird, easier and cheaper to feed and unlikely to eat many of your Kebabs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingalfred Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members. Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through. Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work. While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right. At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda. When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa. Sometimes, she wants Sex. She always tries to make me, give up smoking. When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down. She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man. And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.Am I right, to want to get rid of her? Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide. someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app someone has a lot of free time to post silly comments. from a poster who posted the silliestSent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> We need to see a photo of her first. She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too! Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case. Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide." Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself. If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me. ... alt=laugh.png> ;b++){var> Picture of her and her sister as requested. David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required. two-fat-girls-eat-140x140.jpg Costas, I distinctly remember your post a couple of months ago about the indifference shown to you by a fellow farang whilst shopping in a Khonkaen Tesco-Lotus. Seeing this picture of your wife and her sister, everything now becomes clear. That farang plainly ignored your greetings as he could clearly see no way past you in the aisle with your amply curvaceous wife beside you. Perhaps he even felt threatened in the presence of so much quivering flesh. I recommend shopping alone in the future, remember,'less is more!' Sorry, forgot to mention on that thread, that I was shopping with Mia Noi. Not much difference from the wife........just a little improvement! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Were you buying a new bikini for the mia noi that day? The old bikini looks a trifle inadequate, unable to keep abreast with the gravity of the present situation in Thailand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Were you buying a new bikini for the mia noi that day? The old bikini looks a trifle inadequate, unable to keep abreast with the gravity of the present situation in Thailand. Loved it, bannork, can't stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHustler Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 my wife run off with the milkman............................and I really miss him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHustler Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 my wife ran off with the milkman...............i really miss him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) previous wife was a crazy bi-polar wouldn't take her medicine locked out the Dr from her home visits for needles for BP Anyone who suggested she get help, became an enemy - including me. She went off to Single dances, just to try make me lose face by boasting the roots she was getting. ha ha - I happily dropped her off several times... one day she finally is yelling too much to 'get out' so I did. Filled the wagon, and trailer, and headed off out of town. Only saw her once after that - to sign the death knell paperwork for the Courts Edited July 5, 2014 by tifino 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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