A survey was done on 100 women.

Question:

"Does your <deleted> twitch after sex?"

92% said no . . .he just rolls over and goes to sleep!

Why did God give women thrush?

. . . . . . .So they could learn to live with an irritating <deleted> before they marry one!!!

Bad date impy?

What's the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need....A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

Bad date impy?

One of my better ones actually Nat!

managed to stomach something this time

What's the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need....A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

One need, every need. So who are the most demanding? Men or women?

One need, every need. So who are the most demanding? Men or women?

they're just as bad as each other

they're just as bad as each other

Woman was God's SECOND blunder,...

they're just as bad as each other 

Woman was God's SECOND blunder,...

Oh my god - I was just thinking of Nietzsche's quote:

"God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other things ceased as well. Woman was God's second mistake".

So what was God's FIRST mistake?

Oh my god - I was just thinking of Nietzsche's quote:

"God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other things ceased as well.

Yes, god forgot to give us more blood

So we stopped thinking clearly when in contact with the "other" species and after hundred of thousands of years of "evolution", we are still waiting for the "upgrading".Do not blame us, this is the way god made us,...

Oh my god - I was just thinking of Nietzsche's quote:

"God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other things ceased as well.

Yes, god forgot to give us more blood

Women must also still be evolving as we still fall for the dodgy old model

Women must also still be evolving as we still fall for the dodgy old model

Ok, Nat, my last comment on the subject so that you have a nice week-end

I posted it somewhere else but it is worth remembering because written more than 2000 years ago:

Once made equal to men - women become their superiors. Socrates

Everybody knows the reason, blood flow,...

Women must also still be evolving as we still fall for the dodgy old model 

Ok, Nat, my last comment on the subject so that you have a nice week-end

I posted it somewhere else but it is worth remembering because written more than 2000 years ago:

Once made equal to men - women become their superiors. Socrates

Everybody knows the reason, blood flow,...

Now friendz . . . . instinct would err me too ponder on the word "once!" [As in: "Once made equal to men "

However . . .I have no issue with either gender - as long as they live & love in the way human beingz are meant too . . . .

Therin lies yet another anomally . . . . .'blood flow' . . .my "blood flowz" just as fast as the rest . . . . .male or female

Women were indeed God's 2nd mistake . . . . . .only, that is, if we acknowledge the 1st!

. . . .I don't

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is 'involuntary muscles.'

The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her as-hole does when she has an org-asm.

"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?

A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it!!

What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a man's penis?

The body

What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a man's penis?

The body

What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a man's penis?

that would depend on where his penis is

that would depend on where his penis is

touche I guess!!

they're just as bad as each other 

Woman was God's SECOND blunder,...

God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!

Impy~

Visually, I cannot argue your point!

Jeepz