Can anyone tell me where in Udon I can get a decent lobster?

The only lobsters that can be found in Udon are very low quality and about as much use as a chocolate ashtray.

In fact the last Udon lobster that I saw was absolutely pathetic, it was low class and left a bad taste in my mouth.

Any help on this would be appreciated.

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Was it a slippery <deleted>?

Was it a slippery <deleted>?

Come to think of it, I think that it was past its sell by date.

Was it a slippery <deleted>?

Come to think of it, I think that it was past its sell by date.

There is a nice restaurant on the Udon to Nong Khai road, left hand side that serves good seafood. Maybe worth giving it a try.

I believe an American species was introduced for farming over a decade ago. However it was found to be lacking reproductive enthusiasm, lethargic and economically non viable.

Oh I forgot it didn't taste too good either.

I believe an American species was introduced for farming over a decade ago. However it was found to be lacking reproductive enthusiasm, lethargic and economically non viable.

Oh I forgot it didn't taste too good either.

Sorry ATF, I'm out of 'likes' again.

As this is simply trolling carried over from another topic: