mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Whereustay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Are you on a 30 day stamp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I've always wondered how and when Richard Gere heard the gerbil story. Who told him? What was his reaction? I presume the same like my reaction. Ouchhhh, the stiches hurt............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Did Cindy Crawford put it there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm Richard Gere and the gerbil The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this: Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation. "Is it true?" you ask. Franky, lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Is that a question for Richard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Richard, do you believe that Neverdie should be give Honorary Member Status on TV? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Is Costas stalking you? How do you know? Isn't he gorgeous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Franky, lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ? Why not both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonytigerbkk Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Did Cindy Crawford put it there? Apparently not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Have you been to Thailand before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Is that a question for Richard? Yes I guess it is Mr Gere, what would you rather do ? 1. Shag Cindy Crawford senseless 2. Shove a shaved and declawed Gerbil called Tibet up your bottom ? Answers on a postcard please to Costa's (Colin) Milking emporium (No teat's too tough) PO Box Nakon Nowhere, Badgerville, Greece 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm Richard Gere and the gerbil The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this: Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation. "Is it true?" you ask. Franky, lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ? Disappointed in you Mr Soutpeel, I always thought of you as a fellow connoisseur in Gerbil practicing. Just think of the ecstasy and ultimate pleasure, playing with both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Mr Neverdie, is Brad Pitt in Thailand? What a man.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Brad Pitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Would you like to invest in TGAU's ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sand or sawdust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Who was the hottest actress you've banged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Who is your favourite mod on TV?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Would you like to invest in TGAU's ? Invest to what? Company has been closed. Some dodgy Greek, has run away with the money. Just concentrate on the other cheese companies, there is a huge potential to increase our future profits. Mr Gere, would you like to taste my ant cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Brad Pitt? Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen. Pub, if they have real ale, I'll go............... .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddhistVirus Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Do you want to adopt a Thai orphan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Brad Pitt? Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt Maybe he wants to milk him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Brad Pitt? Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt Maybe he wants to milk him I can imagine him licking his lips now1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Brad Pitt? Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt Maybe he wants to milk him I can imagine him licking his lips now1 No no, just interested in quality tourists, visiting Thailand. Another customer for the Elite card, me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen. All my threads go to pub. I'm not even a drinker MrCharlie and I feel most out of place around drunks .. Why are you so unkind ? :P Ps: Do they serve good burgers and chips at this so called 'pub' ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Are you a Thailand Elite Card Holder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 How much money do you give your Thai GF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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