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What would you say to Richard Gere if you met him in Thailand?

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Are you on a 30 day stamp?

I've always wondered how and when Richard Gere heard the gerbil story.  Who told him?  What was his reaction?

I presume the same like my reaction.

 

Ouchhhh, the stiches hurt...............

Did Cindy Crawford put it there?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm

 

Richard Gere and the gerbil

The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this:

Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.

"Is it true?" you ask.

 

 

 

Franky,

 

lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ?

Is that a question for Richard?
Richard, do you believe that Neverdie should be give Honorary Member Status on TV?

Is Costas stalking you?

 

How do you know?

Isn't he gorgeous?

 

Franky,

 

lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ?

 

 

Why not both?

Have you been to Thailand before?

Is that a question for Richard?

 

Yes I guess it is

 

Mr Gere, what would you rather do ?

 

1. Shag Cindy Crawford senseless 

2. Shove a shaved and declawed Gerbil called Tibet up your bottom ?

 

Answers on a postcard please to

 

Costa's (Colin) Milking emporium (No teat's too tough)

PO Box Nakon Nowhere,

Badgerville,

Greece

 

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm

 

Richard Gere and the gerbil

The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this:

Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.

"Is it true?" you ask.

 

 

 

Franky,

 

lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ?

 

Disappointed in you Mr Soutpeel,

I always thought of you as a fellow connoisseur in Gerbil practicing.

Just think of the ecstasy  and ultimate pleasure, playing with both.

Mr Neverdie, is Brad Pitt in Thailand?

What a man..................

Brad Pitt?
Sand or sawdust?
Who was the hottest actress you've banged?
Who is your favourite mod on TV??

Would you like to invest in TGAU's ?

 

Invest to what?

Company has been closed.

Some dodgy Greek, has run away with the money.

Just concentrate on the other cheese companies, there is a huge potential to increase our future profits.

 

Mr Gere, would you like to taste my ant cheese?

Brad Pitt?

 

Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt

Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen.

 

Pub, if they have real ale, I'll go...............thumbsup.gif ..........smile.png
 


Brad Pitt?

 
Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt

Maybe he wants to milk him

 

 

Brad Pitt?

 
Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt

Maybe he wants to milk him

 

 

I can imagine him licking his lips now1

 

 

 

Brad Pitt?

 
Mr. Costas obviously has a thing for Brad Pitt

Maybe he wants to milk him

 

 

I can imagine him licking his lips now1

 

No no, just interested in quality tourists, visiting Thailand.

Another customer for the Elite card, me thinks.

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Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen.


All my threads go to pub. I'm not even a drinker MrCharlie and I feel most out of place around drunks ..

Why are you so unkind ? :P

Ps: Do they serve good burgers and chips at this so called 'pub' ?
Are you a Thailand Elite Card Holder?

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