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You Know - Sometimes You Just Have to Laugh Stories

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A few nights ago the wife was doing her exercises using a YouTube dance/workout routine.......this I enjoy as much as she does......

 

I heard a Sowadekop coming from outside the front gate area and walked out and saw a semi familier happy face.......it was a couple from a Catholic Church I had infrequently attended and they'd seen the car and called out being friendly - of course with an invite to church along the way.....

 

I knew the wife didn't really want two strangers in the house - especially when exercising - she's a pretty reserved/shy/private individual.....plus I didn't want to get into a church invite session in the house so I suggested we walk and chat.....we walked around the neighborhood having a nice casual chat which I thought I'd handled most diplomatically keeping everyone happy and doing what they wanted to do - only took about a half hour maybe a little more......

 

Thinking back I'm sure my wife wondered why I was walking away chatting with a nice lookiing/dressed gal and some guy......

 

I get back and the wife is on the sofa reading her novel - but not happy......she said - where you go????? And I explained that these people wanted me to go to church......she said what????? And I again explained they wanted to see me back in their church - I added she was exercising and I knew she wouldn't want them in the house......I thought I'd done well all things considered......

 

She got upset and said - why didn;t you just tell them NO....I said I wanted to be polite and walked with them so we could talk and she could still exercise.....she said - I just don't understand you - I just don't understand you why didn't you just tell them NO...she started fuming and fumed the rest of the night - which for her is to get quiet....and left me just ??????????????? .......

 

I tried all night to explain - no good - we went to bed and the next day started with a big smile and all back to normal.........

 

About 11 in the morning she says hon????? I said what??????? She said - you have a lot of nice SHIRTS - why didn't you just tell them no???????

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lucky you... my Ex would have made me sleep on the couch in such a situation... (one of the reasons she is my ex...)

She's  pissed off cause you didn't watch her do her yoga while wearing tight elastic pants and not much else .... but would rather go for a walk with strangers. ;)

This reminds me of this howler from my wife some years ago I sat down to watch a champions league match between Marseilles & Man Utd. The conversation went something like this:

 

Wife: "Who they play?"

 

Me: "Marseilles"

 

Wife: "Ah I know" she said "Mar-cel-ona-a!"

 

I nearly fell out of my chair :)

 

Not Thai related.

Woman related.

 

Just joking.

Or not. wink.png

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I have a wifey one too .....

 

Twenty years ago when my first son was born, my mother decided to fly here from UK to see her new grandson. My wife and I were preparing to leave for Don Muang airport to meet her when my wife suddenly produced a big piece of white card and a black marker pen,

"You write your mother's name on the card and we hold it up at the airport" she instructed. I asked why and she said she went there once and everyone does it. We both laughed when I told her it was for people meeting that don't know each other. 

 

BTW I will be a single man again if she ever finds out I posted this!

This reminds me of this howler from my wife some years ago I sat down to watch a champions league match between Marseilles & Man Utd. The conversation went something like this:

 

Wife: "Who they play?"

 

Me: "Marseilles"

 

Wife: "Ah I know" she said "Mar-cel-ona-a!"

 

I nearly fell out of my chair smile.png

 

That reminds me of my wife's malapropism. Her english is quite good, but she consistently committed this one malapropism. She would say "capsicum" whenever she meant to say "sarcastic"; "Are you being capsicum?"

Go figure. To be fair, Westerners muddle words up too, hence the term "malapropism".

So I started saying "sarcastic" whenever we were in the vege shop. "Do you want a green or a red sarcastic?"

She's over the malapropism, but both words have stuck. People must think we're crazy when they hear us talking about being capsicum or buying a sarcastic.

Bless her heart, she shares my weird sense of humour.

Your lady has perhaps heard about Jehovah Witness folk, you should listen to her...........coffee1.gif 

BTW is your wife Thai?
workout?
reading a novel?
just curious...

OP, that fit gal, that visited you, which church does she go to?

I feel the urge to start going to church and pray for my soul.

OP, that fit gal, that visited you, which church does she go to?

I feel the urge to start going to church and pray for my soul.

 

I pray for pickled onions but it is not to be............sad.png
 

Cheese and pickled onion sandwich....you're making me hungry.

Mind you, cheese and sarcastic sandwich isn't bad.

Why don't you pickle your own...easy.

Cheese and pickled onion sandwich....you're making me hungry.

Mind you, cheese and sarcastic sandwich isn't bad.

Why don't you pickle your own...easy.

 

I did try but Garners P/onions have ruined me for life, there is noooooooooooooothing to replace them......sad.png 
 

 

OP, that fit gal, that visited you, which church does she go to?

I feel the urge to start going to church and pray for my soul.

 

I pray for pickled onions but it is not to be............sad.png
 

 

I do understand you, Mr Transam, appetite changes with the age.

But, praise the Lord, you still got teeth to bite the onions........

Shouldn't joke about your age, sometime in the far future, I could be like you.

Twenty five years ago I'd have stayed to watch my wife do the exercise routine in tights. Nowadays, I'd take the stroll .... and she'd probably ask why I always take so long in the toilet.
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OP, that fit gal, that visited you, which church does she go to?

I feel the urge to start going to church and pray for my soul.

 

In CM - down by the riverside.....quite a few good looking gals both Thai & Fila....not all are attached.......the one that visited had a killer bod - face was OK

 

That's my wife in the avatar and the picture does neither of us justice...I have tried uploading other but it keeps saying file too large even though I shrink them - not sure how to overcome that - even the ones from the smart phones say they are too large to work.....I'll try and attach one with the post........

 

My wife does not wear yoga outfits - but sometimes shucks down to the skivies to exercise - my favorite show.......

 

LOS is a never ending buffet table but sometimes if you step away from the buffet you find gourmet cuisine.....I got lucky but that luck took a lot of research & work.....

I also have a deal with the ducks - they don't feed me - and I do my best not to feed them.....[attachment=278137:03.2014 S&P.Home.River Kwai.Waterfall 139.JPG]

 

 

OP, that fit gal, that visited you, which church does she go to?

I feel the urge to start going to church and pray for my soul.

 

I pray for pickled onions but it is not to be............sad.png
 

 

I do understand you, Mr Transam, appetite changes with the age.

But, praise the Lord, you still got teeth to bite the onions........

Shouldn't joke about your age, sometime in the far future, I could be like you.

 

 

I am lucky, still have my own teeth and soooooo hansum  giggle.gif ........God I could eat myself at times, but don't tell JT that, I gingerly open my PM's as it is............w00t.gif
 

Costas , i believe your soul is beyond redemption.

 


 


OP, that fit gal, that visited you, which church does she go to?
I feel the urge to start going to church and pray for my soul.

 
I pray for pickled onions but it is not to be............sad.png
 
 
I do understand you, Mr Transam, appetite changes with the age.
But, praise the Lord, you still got teeth to bite the onions........
Shouldn't joke about your age, sometime in the far future, I could be like you.

A quick aside: badgers are black & white, not pink.
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BTW is your wife Thai?
workout?
reading a novel?
just curious...


Yes 100% Thai....also paints and does nice pencil sketches and portraits....likes inovative crafts and puzzles too - .along with the other more typical Thai stuff - flower & veggie gardening.....alot of the family is the same

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