TigerClaw competition (Manufaturers of TGAU)

[tonytigerbkk]

I am proud to announce that the details of the monthly board meeting at TigerClaw Industries have now been put onto my desk.

 

One of the main items during the meeting was the ‘hot potato’ of how to help the small people and work together with the local community.

Brother ND argued that because of our lofty position no member of our board of directors (AKA The Group of Eight) should lower ourselves to mix with the general public but Brother Toad reminded the G8 that without the lower classes, our profits would be much lower.

Therefore a vote was called for and it was decided that we would have to get our hands dirty.

 

A suggestion put forward by Brother ATF was that to involve the local community, we should ask for and listen to their feedback.

So after much fine tuning, the G8 has opened up a competition that would make Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket look like chump change.

 

The competition is that you have to tell us what product you would like to see invented and produced by TigerClaw Industries.

We would invite the 6 people with their best ideas to our R&D department to show us the drawing and plans for the invention.

 

The best idea with the highest profit margin will be manufactured by TigerClaw Industries and the winning entrant will have his or her name printed underneath the disclaimer on the instruction booklets that go in the products that you have designed.

We don’t want to excite people too much but that would mean that your name would be included with a genuine TigerClaw Industries product.

 

We know that you are highly motivated to get started on this project, so go ahead and tell us of your ideas.

 

The second part of our meeting (the financial side) will be posted soon.

[tonytigerbkk]

The financial side:

 

The figures show an outstanding rise in the sales of the TGAU and subsequently a massive rise in our profits.

The directors of TigerClaw Industries would like to thank the expat community of Thaialand for helping us to become the main player in the TGAU market worldwide.

 

While the directors have pointed out that our directorshipything is currently full, we are now recruiting low level investors.

Therefore, if you have any money lying around that you think would be better served than being wasted on trivial things such as beer, food, rent, kid’s college funds, etc., TigerClaw Industries, donate it to us.

We do accept cheques, which should be made out to ‘Community Asia Securities Holdings’, but to save room on the cheque we suggest using only the initials.

 

Another matter bought up at this month’s meeting was that although we do accept cheques, Greeks will have to be heavily vetted.

[mrtoad]

A very good point, don't accept any cheques from Greeks, as they are likely to be a bit bouncy.

[tonytigerbkk]

Ladies and Gentlemen (and Greeks), I have received a PM from a fellow board member who wishes to remain anonymous who has come forward with 2 great ideas for products.

The first product is a portable bum gun unit to be used in an emergency situation during battle.

Being Ex SAS myself, I can very well see the need for this product.

 

We will obviously be looking at making this product at the H&H (Health and Hygiene) Department of TigerClaw Industries and we currently have our R&D boffins looking into this matter.

 

So, Mr. Norman Vowles of Gravesend, thank you for this suggestion.

Also congratulations to anyone out there that is old enough to understand the Norman Vowles reference.

 

[tonytigerbkk]

The second idea by Mr. Vowles was that we made some Athena style posters that show the essence of TigerClaw Industries.

Well Mr. Vowles, Although your idea does sound good, we have been working on something similar but with more class.

 

We are currently running an exhibition of Iconic Art merged with TigerClaw Industries.

The exhibition is now being held at the Tate and Lyle Gallery in Hastings and will run through till 12th August 2014.

 

For those of you who are unable to attend this exhibition, here is a taste of what you are missing.

 

[tonytigerbkk]

Can you guess what it is yet?

[mrtoad]

Love The ND Scream, classic

[tonytigerbkk]

Love The ND Scream, classic

 

Maybe Mr Toad you will remember this one (our weekend in Paris).

[mrtoad]

Where's your other avatar picture of that seedy looking bloke?

[boychick]

tonytigerbkk post @ 5

 

 

 

Why you have my dad Judas and last supper picture there and who are these other shady types too

 

 

 

[tonytigerbkk]

Hi Toady, If you are referring to the man on the right of the fuhrer (ND) then that is Don Vito Corleone, so I'm sure that you are now enlightened (hint, my avatar). 

[boychick]

Mr.toad post # 9

Where's your other avatar picture of that seedy looking bloke?

 

 

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[tonytigerbkk]

tonytigerbkk post @ 5

 

 

 

Why you have my dad Judas and last supper picture there and who are these other shady types too

 

 

 

 

Boychick, First of all, interesting name.

Are you a boy who wants to be a chick, are you a chick who wants to be a boy, are you a hermaphrodite, are you a Bhat Bus fan?

So many variables.

 

Anyhoo, this famous work of art is known as 'The last McDonalds' and was painted at the TigerClaw Industries work's canteen on a Friday afternoon.

 

I am so pleased that you have a keen eye for art.

Can I perhaps interest you in our latest masterpiece 'The Mona LisATF'?

 

[tonytigerbkk]

Mr. Boychick, if you are a regular traveler on the Baht Bus system and you took your name in honour of this bus riding activity, could you please contact the Baht Bus lost property office, as they have recovered an item of clothing that was left on the Jomtien to Beach Rd. Baht Bus (see attached picture of recovered item).

Not sure if it was you but apparently the guy who left them was a farang and was arguing about paying the correct fare.

 

[boychick]

No I don't use baht buses those silly  jing thing bell things  just  don't wok  even if  you  press them hard they still won't stop useless things really dears

 

Would you be so kind as to address me as Ms boychick please. 

[Costas2008]

We, are NOT amused................

We are, flabbergasted, discussed, appalled, nauseated (can't think of more names to add) after reading your posts.

HOW DARE, you have a meeting of the board members, without my presence?

Who do you think you are?

Just insignificant pawns, pretending to be big shots.

I am the Financial Director and without me NO decisions can be made.

Put it in your little thick heads, that you can find yourselves back in the streets where you came from, before I took you under my arms, coached you, nourished you and made you important members of our society.

I got no gratitude from MrToad before, now I get it from everybody else.

Enough said, going to do some milking to calm myself down.

 

[boychick]

Oh look a Greek chappy, one of our founding members I think boychick would love to meat you.

[tonytigerbkk]

We, are NOT amused................

We are, flabbergasted, discussed, appalled, nauseated (can't think of more names to add) after reading your posts.

HOW DARE, you have a meeting of the board members, without my presence?

Who do you think you are?

Just insignificant pawns, pretending to be big shots.

I am the Financial Director and without me NO decisions can be made.

Put it in your little thick heads, that you can find yourselves back in the streets where you came from, before I took you under my arms, coached you, nourished you and made you important members of our society.

I got no gratitude from MrToad before, now I get it from everybody else.

Enough said, going to do some milking to calm myself down.

 

 

Mr. Costas,

 

We are giving you a very rare treat here, we are showing woks of art that you would have to pay big money to usually view.

Apart from the entrance fee to the Tate & Lyle Gallery (Which is 75 pence or 37 US Dollars) the bus fair from the nearest hotel would be 43 pence).
This should surely placate you normally fiery Greek temper.

 

Just to keep you as calm as possible, here are a few mor of these marterpieces.

[boychick]

tonytigerbkk post # 18

 

We are giving you a very rare treat here, we are showing woks of art that you would have to pay big money to usually view.

Apart from the entrance fee to the Tate & Lyle Gallery (Which is 75 pence or 37 US Dollars) the bus fair from the nearest hotel would be 43 pence).
This should surely placate you normally fiery Greek temper.

 

Just to keep you as calm as possible, here are a few mor of these marterpieces

 

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Oooh vey my boy great spiel, good schattee,no schlock here or there, never mind the quality feel the width

 

[Costas2008]

Oh look a Greek chappy, one of our founding members I think boychick would love to meat you.

Who's that chappy?

A new recruit in the warehouse?

He is giving me the finger and then he has the cheek to make me minced meat.

[boychick]

New skin old wine, or is new wine old skin Costas. 

 

 

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[tonytigerbkk]

Just a few more for you art lovers.

 

You will of course recognize the Birth of Venus and David (with hamburger).

[neverdie]

tonytigerbkk post @ 5
 

 
 
Why you have my dad Judas and last supper picture there and who are these other shady types too
 
 
 

I see my mate Snottgoblin.....haven't heard from him in a while, hope he's doing alright....think he was outside LOS on a business trip.

Thanks for posting MrTony. You da man !

ps; I really am a handsome bugga ;)

[neverdie]

We, are NOT amused................
We are, flabbergasted, discussed, appalled, nauseated (can't think of more names to add) after reading your posts.
HOW DARE, you have a meeting of the board members, without my presence?
Who do you think you are?
Just insignificant pawns, pretending to be big shots.
I am the Financial Director and without me NO decisions can be made.
Put it in your little thick heads, that you can find yourselves back in the streets where you came from, before I took you under my arms, coached you, nourished you and made you important members of our society.
I got no gratitude from MrToad before, now I get it from everybody else.
Enough said, going to do some milking to calm myself down.
 

Costas,

Time to realise my little Greek mate. You were hired to clean the toilets, nothing more, nothing less. Time to get back to the crapper me Matie, be a good boy and we will toss and extra 100 baht into ur account this month....but if you don't start cleaning the crapper, we're going to have to have you replaced with a trained monkey.

My demand is your command. Run along now boy, be good, it's a long swim back to Greece.

[Soutpeel]

We, are NOT amused................

We are, flabbergasted, discussed, appalled, nauseated (can't think of more names to add) after reading your posts.

HOW DARE, you have a meeting of the board members, without my presence?

Who do you think you are?

Just insignificant pawns, pretending to be big shots.

I am the Financial Director and without me NO decisions can be made.

Put it in your little thick heads, that you can find yourselves back in the streets where you came from, before I took you under my arms, coached you, nourished you and made you important members of our society.

I got no gratitude from MrToad before, now I get it from everybody else.

Enough said, going to do some milking to calm myself down.

 

 

my dear goat herding, plate smashing, badger milking Costas (Colin) maybe you recall you where fired from the postion of financial director by a democratic vote of all the esteemed board members

[tonytigerbkk]

 

tonytigerbkk post @ 5
 

 
 
Why you have my dad Judas and last supper picture there and who are these other shady types too
 
 
 

I see my mate Snottgoblin.....haven't heard from him in a while, hope he's doing alright....think he was outside LOS on a business trip.

Thanks for posting MrTony. You da man !

ps; I really am a handsome bugga

 

 

Hi ND, Snotty is currently running up our Eastern European market, so while he is rather busy , he is still with us.

 

As for your last remark (ps; I really am a handsome bugga), I find that to be a very vain remark but oh so true, you handsome devil.
 

[metisdead]

Of all places to say this, an off topic and trolling nonsense post has been removed.

[ATF]

TGAU the Global Leader in lifestyle products is experiencing exponential growth.

 

Disregard this opportunity at your financial peril.

 

Now is the time to contact your representative to find out how your contribution will reap huge rewards.

[RolandRat]

What happened to Snotty ?

Noticeable by his abscence, I see him in the artwork but not on the forum, why?

[tonytigerbkk]

What happened to Snotty ?

Noticeable by his abscence, I see him in the artwork but not on the forum, why?

 

Works away a lot and in areas that don't have internet access.