I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people.

Just in case they need to spend a coin.

Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse.

You're here aren't you?

I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people.

Just in case they need to spend a coin.

Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse.

You're here aren't you?

Here is a relatively young goat on the internet.. age has nothing to do with being on an internet forum.

Guys pigging out on the food at a new bar opening, or a bar party and sitting on a small bottle of water all night. Oh, and Russians stopping at a bar that had a pig on the spit and asking if they could get a plate full to take down to the beach. Without buying a drink mind.

I throw a party at my local for my birthday. It gives me great pleasure to welcome all the balloon chasers that I've never seen before in that bar nursing a beer for 45 minutes.

I wander over and introduce myself, thank them profusely for coming to my party, express my sincere desire that they enjoyed the food, and then shake my empty glass under their nose while waving over one of the serving staff. "JD coke". Never fails.....I don't know why they don't stay and buy me a second drink.

Because they realise they cant afford to drink with a upmarket, classy drinker of "JD coke".....

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

If one is IN CHARGE, of the TGAU corporation finances, has to be stingy to a certain extend.

Can't let irresponsible people, like the OP and certain other minor members of the board to spend the corporation money on self indulgent, treating the bar girls, the ladyboys, and wasting the money on alcohol.

I do maintain a strict regime here and whoever doesn't abide, will be thrown back to the gutter where they came from in the first place.

My lovely wife reckons you can get at lest 50 cups of tea from a tea bag

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

Re-use toilet paper.

thats normal + you can then use both edges too, before washing it to re use

I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people.

Just in case they need to spend a coin.

Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse.

But I'm only 39 and have a young daughter.

Thus no life here

Am I exempt from painted ducks butts?

No.

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

Those I use for storing drinking water.

I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people.

Just in case they need to spend a coin.

Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse.

You're here aren't you?

No.

I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people.

Just in case they need to spend a coin.

Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse.

You're here aren't you?

Here is a relatively young goat on the internet.. age has nothing to do with being on an internet forum.

Correct.

Some teachers - one bottle of beer, four straws.

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

Those I use for storing drinking water.

LOLLZZ. LMAO

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

Those I use for storing drinking water.

Costas will try to milk them.

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

Those I use for storing drinking water.

Costas will try to milk them.

He's gonna need a big pair of hands.

real story. Few years ago i saw an Israeli, he rented a motorbike. At the evening he did bring back the motorbike to the owner.

He asked a refund on the petrol still left in the tanker.

real story. Few years ago i saw an Israeli, he rented a motorbike. At the evening he did bring back the motorbike to the owner.

He asked a refund on the petrol still left in the tanker.

So would I , blooming big things those tankers.

"A friend" out on a "date". was a little heated and popped the cork too soon but with the desire not satisfied he shook the boys outta the condom to make room for a second round.

real story. Few years ago i saw an Israeli, he rented a motorbike. At the evening he did bring back the motorbike to the owner.

He asked a refund on the petrol still left in the tanker.

So would I , blooming big things those tankers.

i did mean tank

so another one. Still the same israeli guy, he did stay in a hotel for few days (the same place where he did rent the motorbike).

The last day, he call the owner and complain during all his stay, the fridge didnt work. So he wanted a discount on the rent.

The thai owner was very surprise, because the hotel was quite new, so he did check the fridge,

....and to discover quickly that the Israeli did just unplugged the fridge

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags.

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags.

Yeah, but you have to hold them on with a rubber band -and you know how sheep's tails are docked in NZ, don't you? A tight rubber band around the tail to cut off blood supply until the tail rots and drops off.

To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags.

Yeah, but you have to hold them on with a rubber band -and you know how sheep's tails are docked in NZ, don't you? A tight rubber band around the tail to cut off blood supply until the tail rots and drops off.

Same method is used for young lambs testicles. Makes your eyes water, doesn't it?

An English teacher stealing English language magazines from a local cafe - woman owner was too shy to confront him when she saw him on two occasions putting bunches of them into his backpack

At least he paid for his coffee

Small stuff, but irritating. I was source of those magazines, 2012-13 made many trips to Malaysia and would buy music/movie/cycling magazines, when finished they'd go to her cafe's 'library'.

Understand he and his colleague left unpaid rent and associated debts and school were pursuing reimbursement from the agency they hired them through.

Classy.

I know someone who only uses his car Air-Conditioning when the car is running down-hill.

When queried, he replied ... helps with the engine braking ...

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To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.

Even your own?

fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags.

Such fashionable luxuries I only use for first dates.

I know someone who only uses his car Air-Conditioning when the car is running down-hill.

When queried, he replied ... helps with the engine braking ...

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must drive an automatic.

2012 the town (pop.4500) had the addition of a third native English speaker, 'Stinky Pete'. Fortunately he departed (a quick flit, unpaid debts) after a few months. At 72 he was agile enough to climb the hedge to the local community swimming pool on Mondays (the one day a week they closed) to avoid paying. It may also have been his one shower per week - if he chose to use their facilities.

He caused an 'incident' over 10b; bought a 20l of water and when he got home discovered a leak in the container. Maybe it was brittle/aged; maybe he'd dropped it down too hard . . . but no, he chose to go back to the shop and shout at the 80+ year old woman there demanding an exchange.

Embarrassing for us - as foreigners he was somehow our 'friend' and my partner was called to smooth things over. His response 'well they should speak f****** English shouldn't they?'

Glad to hear he'd left town.

Re-use toilet paper.

How about not using toilet paper?

Saving a bogey in case the next time you go dipping you do not have any to chew on.