5 Answers We've Been Awaiting

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5 ANSWERS WE'VE BEEN AWAITING

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S

NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER

WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But

when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET

UP IN THE MORNING?

A. Because they don't have any balls to scratch.