An Aussie Went Into An Empty Bar In New Zealand

[John_Betong]

An Aussie went into an empty bar in New Zealand and ordered a beer. As he was walking around, he saw a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10" from one edge. Next to each line there are initials.

The man asked the bartender, "What are all those marks on that table?"

"It's a game the locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them as far as they can and mark a line."

Our Aussie hero was hung like a horse and reckoned he could beat all the lines he'd seen and asked if he could have a go.

"Sure," was the reply.

He pulled out his dick and his mark was a full 3 inches past the rest. "How do you like that!" he said to the bartender.

He started to mark his line down when the bartender said, "No mate, start from the other side."