What is the funniest thing you have seen someone do in Thailand?

[neverdie]

As a follow up to the Stingiest & most Generous threads, What is the funniest thing you have seen someone do in Thailand?

Again, thanks for sharing.

[neverdie]

Just in case you missed the other threads.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/750041-whats-the-stingiest-thing-youve-seen-someone-do-in-thailand/

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/754798-what-is-the-most-generous-thing-you-have-seen-someone-do-in-thailand/

Edited August 26, 2014 by neverdie

[Soutpeel]

many years ago, after I had been in Thailand for a few years, I decided i was going to rent a new place to live, went to go and look at a few places and arriving at this particular place with the agent, I was spotted and "accousted" by the resident farang in the place who completely uninvited lauched into a whole Thailand cultural norm synopsis/diatribe, trying to impress all present with his oneness with his Thainess, I was instructed how to wai, why I must remove shoes in a Thai household, Thai "culture shock" and a few other topics.

At the end of his diatribe he enquired when I had arrived in Thailand, believing I had only been in the country a short time and was quite taken back when he found out I had been in country longer than he had, the look on his face was priceless, even the agent was giggling.

I agent did ask if I was interested in renting the place, I said yes provided they evict the resident farang as I wasnt living anywhere near that...

[muffy]

Try to have sex for free , and pay a lot more .

[Boxclever]

Watched this white guy in Koh Samui eat a club sandwich without taking the little cocktail stick out, he screamed like a little baby, funniest thing iv'e seen in my life!

[Tim207]

Was at the farm of a friend of a friend. They had a small reservoir they used to pump water to the fruit trees. As the water was down to the last 18 inches they decided to take the opportunity to catch all of the fish.

How do you do this? Well, if you are an idiot you can lash a wire kitchen strainer to a bamboo pole, take a long electric cord and wire that to the strainer. Shove the bare wires into a handy electric outlet and there you go, plop the strainer in the water and any fish nearby will float to the surface.

Oh, but wait, you still need to grab the fish before they recover. Never mind, just have five friends wading around the water waiting for the fish to float up. They thought I was rude for sitting on the bank refusing to help. It just made me laugh thinking about it again. Lots of screams but amazingly no one was seriously hurt.

[seajae]

all the TV members trying to find a TGAU(or work out exactly what it is), TV has really made this a wanted item

[nickmanchester2]

Watched this white guy in Koh Samui eat a club sandwich without taking the little cocktail stick out, he screamed like a little baby, funniest thing iv'e seen in my life!

Was this in Black Canyon in Koh Samui as it might have been me - although i managed not so scream as it did not draw blood, just hurt my teeth a bit.

[David48]

I was going to go with the first initial customised fitting of the TGAU

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[Costas2008]

The funniest thing for me Mr Neverdie, is when I saw your avatar on TVF.

I said to myself, this man is a fellow psychiatric case, like me.

[mrtoad]

Saw this Greek guy in Khon Kaen trying to milk badgers, you should have seen him running around like a man possessed. I think he might even be a member here.

[Costas2008]

Saw this Greek guy in Khon Kaen trying to milk badgers, you should have seen him running around like a man possessed. I think he might even be a member here.

Don't know about him, must be a newby.

But can't see anything wrong with milking badgers and other mammals.

It's very soothing and will allow you to reduce your dose on psychiatric medication you are on now.

Although, you can never be cured completely.

[neverdie]

The funniest thing for me Mr Neverdie, is when I saw your avatar on TVF.

I said to myself, this man is a fellow psychiatric case, like me.

It's a safe bet Costas, plenty of us on this forum, look at George, the admins and moderators.....just as an example

ps: I wonder where they will send me for my next holiday ?

[neverdie]

all the TV members trying to find a TGAU(or work out exactly what it is), TV has really made this a wanted item

Next weeks new batch is arriving in LOS.....these area fully imported model from Japan. The have our new Teflon coating system and come with a 3 years of smooth fit guarantee.

Roland Rat has already ordered a dozen and we are only receiving 10,000 units, so get in fast, the 10% TVF discount is automatically applied once you show us the scar where your second head was cut off from.

This new TGAU system has taken off world wide and we are expecting that our first 500,000 units will be dispatched prior to years end.

TGAU's proudly bought to you by Clawed Warrior inc. ???

[neverdie]

PS: Please stick to the thread subject, this a serious thread and not meant for Pub.

Edited August 26, 2014 by neverdie

[robblok]

Try to have sex for free , and pay a lot more .

That only happens to fools.. actually not that funny as i pity those guys (that they got ripped off that is not that they were stupid). But paying for sex is far less fun as getting it for free (gets harder as one gets less attractive so at some time that will be hard)

[robblok]

Funniest thing I ever saw, a car tip over because it was overloaded.. it happened on a parking space. had it happened on the road it would not have been funny but dangerous.

[mrtoad]

I suppose this thread was pretty funny

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/753358-hit-like-if-you-think-im-a-douchebag/

[krisb]

Try to have sex for free , and pay a lot more .

Gee your parents did a great job.

[krisb]

Try to have sex for free , and pay a lot more .

That only happens to fools.. actually not that funny as i pity those guys (that they got ripped off that is not that they were stupid). But paying for sex is far less fun as getting it for free (gets harder as one gets less attractive so at some time that will be hard)

So as long as it gets hard all will be fine, is that what you're saying Rob?

(Sorry)

[DLock]

I was in RCA the other night and there was a obviously retarded guy on the dance floor dancing with ladies who felt sorry for him.

Some bought him drinks and food because it was obvious he had no money and he was...well..."special".

They ended up giving him some numbers for some special schools and accommodation, but he clearly went home alone.

He drooled a lot, and was hard to understand, but I think he said he was a "Silom Playa".

Funny night. Funny guy.

[phazey]

I think the one that made me look at the wife and do a face palm was when were were having breakfast in a cafe on Jomtien one morning. One rather eager "food enthusiast" from Russia proceeded to wash her face and hands in the free "sink" by the entrance, whilst a shocked waitress looked on.....Yep, the little concrete bowl you wash your feet in before coming into the establishment.......

[schweizer]

I still remember the look on the car dealers face when i took my girlfriend of the time to buy a cabriolet car, when asked "have you any questions?" she replied "yes does it come with a sunroof?"

Edited August 26, 2014 by schweizer

[balo]

Funniest thing I've seen this year was a Russian , obese lady in her 50's at Jomtien beach , near the police station.

She took the filthy sand and scrubbed it all over her white , wet body , like it was some sort of mud bath.

Then I spotted a cigarette butt on her shoulder, she scrubbed it in mixed with the sand.

[mrtoad]

I was in RCA the other night and there was a obviously retarded guy on the dance floor dancing with ladies who felt sorry for him.

Some bought him drinks and food because it was obvious he had no money and he was...well..."special".

They ended up giving him some numbers for some special schools and accommodation, but he clearly went home alone.

He drooled a lot, and was hard to understand, but I think he said he was a "Silom Playa".

Funny night. Funny guy.

Are you referring to the Shanghai, Timeshare guy who is moving into a 2,000 baht a month room?? Yeah, I bet he went down a storm. Did he go home in a Sunshine bus??

[Boycie]

I suppose this thread was pretty funny

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/753358-hit-like-if-you-think-im-a-douchebag/

No i reckon this thread is the best yet

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/755046-tough-new-crackdown-on-alcohol-promotions-in-thailand/