SWEET, "poetic" justice with a BS traffic stop.

[Adeeos]

So tonight,, like nearly every night,,, I'm headed home with my girl,,, She waitresses at a popular Sukhumvit resturant,,, I play pool till she's off work,,, She's driving us home on our scooter on Sukhumvit,, (I was drinking),,, we stop at red light at Thong Lo intersection,, She stops, BEHIND the cross-walk line,, while 6-7 others, half without helmets,,, (Thais)... pull up PAST the line,, que up at the red light,, several pause, then RUN the red,, all within perfect view of 2 of BKK's, "finest" BIB,,, 1 BIB, waves us over with his flashlight,,, SO we pull up/over,,,, typical, asking for ID's, search of pockets for drugs, which I INSIST prior,, he show me his hands,, (empty),,, so of course,,, only wallet, mobile,,,, He then searches her purse,,, again,, I ask to see his hands,, He balks,, shows them,, searches,,, again, NOTHING,,, then he proceeds to ask her,, "Why you with Farlang man?",, I pipe up and say,,, "because her Thai man, make her pregnant, then leave her ALONE with baby, with NOTHING!,, I take care of her, AND, "my" baby is why",,, He pretty much tells me to shut up, "I talk with her, not you",,, So she answers,, without hesitations,,, "Because my Thai man, give me baby, throw BOTH me and his baby away, leave us with NOTHING, go with another girl, My Farlang MAN, take good care of me, AND my THAI baby, like she is his OWN, THAT'S WHY!",,,, the look on his face was, PRICELESS!!!!!!!,,,, He turns around, walks away,,,, we drive off,,, LOLOLOLOL

[Seastallion]

Me think you talk funny. Me no talk like that. Why you talk police no use past tense?

[sustento]

[benalibina]

No no, it was funny.....

[benalibina]

Me think you talk funny. Me no talk like that. Why you talk police no use past tense?

Living in the " now ".

[WitawatWatawit]

Most definitely a guilty conscience was pricked

[timewilltell]

Me think you talk funny. Me no talk like that. Why you talk police no use past tense?

Because ignorant no understan past tense maybe?

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[mattk1]

Good story but I cringed when reading how the conversation went..

[SoiBiker]

Hands up if you think humiliating the local police is a wise move.

[dagobert]

When the copers pull me and the old girl up here, "I say nuffin" just hand over the papers

sit back and wait for the game.

The coper thinks stupid farang, so he talks with her and i say nothing "untill" he starts being

a smartass then i hit him with his own language, if your not in the wrong and have everything

in order <deleted>> them.

[shirtless]

You were lucky mate yu offended his Thainess,

[H1w4yR1da]

Hands up if you think humiliating the local police is a wise move.

When they deserve it, yes!

[samran]

Are you related to Sandman?

[mesquite]

Was this conversation in Thai or English? Hard to believe the cop would initiate it in English since he was talking to the Thai woman. It's also hard to believe the OP can understand Thai.

I say it's BS.

[dagobert]

I'd say the cop was talking with the rider Thailady thinking she had a john on the

back.

[rgs2001uk]

Why you go play pool no stay home take care baby you bad man.

[Seastallion]

A couple of weeks ago I stopped at a red light. I went about 5 cm over the line. A tuktuk beside me was completely over the line, and there was a motosy in front of the tuktuk.

Cop steps off the footpath blowing his whistle. Guess who he harangued?

Nope, you're all wrong. He waved at me gently with a smile to back up a bit, and told the tuktuk and the motosy to pull over to the curb.

True story that I didn't think was worth telling until this OP.

[Songhua]

A couple of weeks ago I stopped at a red light. I went about 5 cm over the line. A tuktuk beside me was completely over the line, and there was a motosy in front of the tuktuk.

Cop steps off the footpath blowing his whistle. Guess who he harangued?

Nope, you're all wrong. He waved at me gently with a smile to back up a bit, and told the tuktuk and the motosy to pull over to the curb.

True story that I didn't think was worth telling until this OP.

He probably knew you have a Thai baby.

[MJP]

Why you go play pool no stay home take care baby you bad man.

<deleted> LOL!

[Adeeos]

Was this conversation in Thai or English? Hard to believe the cop would initiate it in English since he was talking to the Thai woman. It's also hard to believe the OP can understand Thai.

I say it's BS.

It initiated in Thai,, He spoke to her in Thai, and me in English,,,, once all the searching was over... He asked HER, "Why you with Farlang man" in English, I'm assuming so I'd understand he was trying to rile me, So no... NOT BS

[mrtoad]

Why you go play pool no stay home take care baby you bad man.

Good question, where is the baby?

Sounds like the op has found a "cashier"

[Adeeos]

I'd say the cop was talking with the rider Thailady thinking she had a john on the

back.

No, her clothes def don't give that impression ,, Jeans, tennis shoes, and polo with resturaunts name on it,, She wasn't dressed like a working girl,,,

[Adeeos]

Why you go play pool no stay home take care baby you bad man.

Good question, where is the baby?

Sounds like the op has found a "cashier"

Currently with my girls Mother,, will be back in about a week...

[FredLee]

It appears that OP's farangness was on display.

[dagobert]

I'd say the cop was talking with the rider Thailady thinking she had a john on the

back.

No, her clothes def don't give that impression ,, Jeans, tennis shoes, and polo with resturaunts name on it,, She wasn't dressed like a working girl,,,

Hey it doesent matter what she was wearing an Asian woman with a frang at night.

My missus is 11 years older than me and people think "ha hooker and a john"

I dont give a shit! but this is what they want to think!!!

[JLCrab]

Where is the poetry?

[fatmoose]

Where is the poetry?

Terrible poetry. Gave me migraine trying to read that.

[Sayonarax]

Drunk poets society?

[Gecko123]

Kind of makes you want to be a cop in Bangkok, doesn't it?

[samran]

Where is the poetry?

Where is the love?