I hope this is where I contact the bosses/moderators

My status seems to have changed from "member" to "advanced member"

This is incorrect

I am actually (and I could provide testimonials if you insist) a "retarded member"

On principal I cannot fly under a false flag

Thanking you in advance

you are not yet mature enough to establish your own member status. This will come in time.

I hope this is where I contact the bosses/moderators

My status seems to have changed from "member" to "advanced member"

This is incorrect

I am actually (and I could provide testimonials if you insist) a "retarded member"

On principal I cannot fly under a false flag

Thanking you in advance

you are not yet mature enough to establish your own member status. This will come in time.

When will I be Daddy , when when WHEN ?

500 posts, I think, you need, daddy.

500 posts, I think, you need, daddy.

Thank you for the info

Only problem - the finger I use for typing I also use for something else

So I will have a small scheduling problem

But , by jeez , I will get there

Bear with me

Edited July 15, 200619 yr by farangsay

Two things

I seemed to have slipped to senior member but this is not really a problem

because it's not as if I'm fooling anyone anyway and "senior" is more accurate

than "advanced" because I'm old so that's OK

But this thing about 500 posts worries me because I've seen they send you to

BEDLAM and please , pretty please with lotsa sugar on it , I DON'T WANNA GO THERE !!

It is scary

If anybody see me getting into the high 400's can they please tell me and I will go

and lie down.

Thank you.

Two things

I seemed to have slipped to senior member but this is not really a problem

because it's not as if I'm fooling anyone anyway and "senior" is more accurate

than "advanced" because I'm old so that's OK

But this thing about 500 posts worries me because I've seen they send you to

BEDLAM and please , pretty please with lotsa sugar on it , I DON'T WANNA GO THERE !!

It is scary

If anybody see me getting into the high 400's can they please tell me and I will go

and lie down.

Thank you.

You about three hundred and eighty six posts at this time.

500 posts, I think, you need, daddy.

Only problem - the finger I use for typing I also use for something else

Oh dear! I thought you were a bloke.... You ARE a bloke.... AARGHHH!!!

Oh dear! I thought you were a bloke.... You ARE a bloke.... AARGHHH!!!

Three possibilities

You are a bloke with no fingers (what do you type with - NO DO NOT ANSWER THAT ONE!)

You are not a bloke and all the blokes you know do not have fingures. OK

You are wierd

On the basis of probabilities I' hovering around number three

Take care now ya hear!

You about three hundred and eighty six posts at this time.

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And you can't count

That's probably "disnumeric" or something but at least it's not wierd

nO! It´s Wierd too!! Please, say my disnumeeearrricc is wierd too... Awww Please gawd! Let it be wierd!

:D T.I.

BTW, I forgot. Can i change the bit that says "Advanced members"??

Edited August 1, 200619 yr by kayo

BTW, I forgot. Can i change the bit that says "Advanced members"??

Short answer - no.

That's set by system software and admin.

Well, for gawds sake man! You know, in my business we don´t say know, we find ways.. we improvise,... we make a triangle fit in the square fit in that circle... We make things GO! man. We get the resyults, and we have no qualms about our macciavelian ways.....

Has Farangsay got into bedlam yet?

Edited August 2, 200619 yr by kayo

you are not yet mature enough to establish your own member status. This will come in time.

When will I be Daddy , when when WHEN ?

Fink you will be daddy ,when your wife becomes a Mum Nignoy