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Lulu was a prostitute.

One day there was a raid.

All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Granny coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Granny stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.

Granny said wonderful she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.

He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!"

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Oh dear, one of those... made me laugh though!

I laughed

Not bad. Didn't expect the ending. :o

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