In Lighter Vein

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A stunning senior moment.

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ....and," paused to take another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young...so we invented them.

Now, you arrogant little sh**, what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding...

Mothers-in-laws and daughters-in-law‏

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other better seeing relations between them were very sour.

Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law. Unfortunately the bus the mothers-in-law were traveling in was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot. The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss. Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are u crying so hard,I didn't realize u were so close to your mother-in-law?"

to which she replied... "No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!"