That's a brilliant idea.

Why didn't I think of it before?

Imagine the money I would have saved, instead of giving it to the wife.

Imagine the space I could have on the bed.

Imagine the free farting I could have without her giving me the evil eye.

Imagine listening only to my moaning and not hers.

But It's always time.................................

Yes, but imagine the repetitive strain injury to your wrist.

Why my wrist?

I could go with any girl I liked and a different one every night.

And not be accused, by me, of not being faithful to myself.

And every one would be a threesome.

Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship".

<deleted> me, lets be honest, she was first in a very short line...

If she's going to be that miserable, let's face it she's made for marriage eh?

Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship".

That there's good Devon breeding stock, what's the matter with yer?

Soon too try a threesome with me, myself, and I.

Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship".

If I were my own spouse, it would be much worse!

In case of death, no widowers pension I suppose?

It's all about the proverbial fifteen minutes of fame..

She's got it, maybe a new job and a guy not far down the line.

That would be bigamy, wouldn't it? She would first have to divorce herself.

What would be the reason for the divorce....irreconcilable differences?

I turned myself down. I'm high maintenance.

I suppose marriage ceremony didn't need to include "til death do us part" section. Maybe replace with "To thine ownself be true"?... I can't get a date with my right hand. It knows where that things been....

so in what mental institution is she currently in?

So what mental institution is she honeymooning in ?

Years ago I read or heard a lady married a wall somewhere

Sort of gives new meaning to the term 'go fxxk yourself'.