Chicog Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 That's a brilliant idea. Why didn't I think of it before? Imagine the money I would have saved, instead of giving it to the wife. Imagine the space I could have on the bed. Imagine the free farting I could have without her giving me the evil eye. Imagine listening only to my moaning and not hers. But It's always time................................. Yes, but imagine the repetitive strain injury to your wrist. Why my wrist? I could go with any girl I liked and a different one every night. And not be accused, by me, of not being faithful to myself. And every one would be a threesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisF Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship". <deleted> me, lets be honest, she was first in a very short line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 If she's going to be that miserable, let's face it she's made for marriage eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJP Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship". That there's good Devon breeding stock, what's the matter with yer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Soon too try a threesome with me, myself, and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyL Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship". If I were my own spouse, it would be much worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLing Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 In case of death, no widowers pension I suppose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's all about the proverbial fifteen minutes of fame.. She's got it, maybe a new job and a guy not far down the line. That would be bigamy, wouldn't it? She would first have to divorce herself. What would be the reason for the divorce....irreconcilable differences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I turned myself down. I'm high maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I suppose marriage ceremony didn't need to include "til death do us part" section. Maybe replace with "To thine ownself be true"?... I can't get a date with my right hand. It knows where that things been.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllsWell Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 so in what mental institution is she currently in? So what mental institution is she honeymooning in ? Years ago I read or heard a lady married a wall somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Sort of gives new meaning to the term 'go fxxk yourself'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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