Great sayings....Name yours....

[StreetCowboy]

Some you lose, some they win

[benalibina]

Sometimes the person you would take the bullet for, is the person behind the trigger.

[CharlieH]

"Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

[bannork]

He's as much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

Not a saying but such a witty response-

Peter Cook to Dudley Moore, a one legged Tarzan applicant:

" I have nothing against your right leg, it's a fine speciman..., only neither do you"

[MAJIC]

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[MAJIC]

I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar wilde

[MAJIC]

"The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing" ....Oscar Wilde

[bkkcanuck8]

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

[Rsquared]

"If all else fails.......read the instructions."

[tifino]

"Yes Honey - I dumb farang"

[Chainsaw]

"You may think you're everybody but you're only a few, because I'm some of them"

[stat088]

Khon nai yak oc, khon norc yak kow.

[neverdie]

You're better to fart and stink a little,

Than bust your guts and be a cripple.

[benalibina]

Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes, just try a day thinking in my head.

[sirineou]

My favorite

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up'

[Sigurris]

Kid mak bot hua - Think too much you will get a head ache (Thai obviously)

If you believe you can, or if you believe you can't you're right.

Man can make a hell of heaven or a heaven of hell in his mind (paraphrasing John Milton)

[mamborobert]

Spoke with my elderly father today sounding out a problem. Fixed the problem but low marks on empathy. He was never a a big fan of Dr Benjamin Spock and child reared on the Julius Ceasar model of "let them hate as long as they fear". Always saw his job as a father first not a friend and I will be eternally grateful for this.

Two quotes of note from our conversation.

"if you want sympathy in this world it's between shit and syphillis in the dictionary"

And.....next time I have a similar issue I am to " pick up the phone, dial 9, and ask for the padre"

You can see why he missed his calling on the suicide phone hot line.

Love the man...

[malt25]

Re beer.... one is too many.... a thousand isn't enough.

[Bung]

Dont <deleted> around, buy a round!