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How to tell if an incoming flight from Asia carries the bird flu virus...

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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With fears world wide over the Bird Flu the World Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms for bird flu.

They are:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. Irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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