Setting Up A New Business

[naka]

Anyone setting up a new business in Thailand should seriously consider these.

1. Obtain the exclusive rights to sell Grecian 2000 hair colour restorer

in all government ministries in Bangkok and all provincial capitals.

2. Get a monopoly contract from the government to fit RFID implants to all Thai

nationals when they renew their driving license.

(to better locate drivers who flee the scene)

3. Build a better "Inactive Post" ... they never seem to go out of fashion !

4. Build a better Lie Detector ... None of the current models on the market

seem to work here.

5. Design and manufacture a double barreled nasal inhaler ...

motorcycle taxi drivers will go ape siht over them.

6. Manufacture multi-coloured pinky sheaths with attractive designs.

These are used to keep the pinky warm, clean and dry when it

has to be removed from it's usual resting place up the nostril.

Again motorcycle taxi drivers would be your target market.

As a bonus, these could also me sold with the optional nasal waterpik for those

really tenacious boogers. (batteries not included).

7. Build a cellphone with an automatic "Talk Back To Me" function. This would be a boon

and a great 'face saver' for the bargirls and others, when they have no money left to

top up their phone.

Naka.

[ThaiPauly]

I think you are on to a winner with number 7