Hog Badgers

[Fiddlesticks]

Also saw one chasing a rabbit once on a motorycycle trip with the wife

That clinches it, Thailand IS the hub for motorcycling honey badgers!

PS - Are you sure it was the badger's wife or just another one of his girlfriends? After all, this is Thailand!

[WhamBam]

I did not see a badger this morning but I did see a squirrel squirreling about on the cables while I sat in the Wombat bar having my breakfast. I think squirrels look cute with their long tails and their acrobatic skills. Better than the waddling gait of badgers. That makes me think...... if you put a badger costume on some people around here, they would have the same gait as they waddle off to the bar.

[Soutpeel]

I did not see a badger this morning but I did see a squirrel squirreling about on the cables while I sat in the Wombat bar having my breakfast. I think squirrels look cute with their long tails and their acrobatic skills. Better than the waddling gait of badgers. That makes me think...... if you put a badger costume on some people around here, they would have the same gait as they waddle off to the bar.

I am sure if you ask TV members who hail from Alabama, they will tell you the best way to serve squirrel for breakfast.

Did you see any local beavers on the move this morning ?...being nocturnal by nature, you generally see them walking home about breakfast time typically having a gait like John Wayne after a hard night of beavering about.

Edited November 8, 2014 by Soutpeel

[WhamBam]

I did not see a badger this morning but I did see a squirrel squirreling about on the cables while I sat in the Wombat bar having my breakfast. I think squirrels look cute with their long tails and their acrobatic skills. Better than the waddling gait of badgers. That makes me think...... if you put a badger costume on some people around here, they would have the same gait as they waddle off to the bar.

I am sure if you ask TV members who hail from Alabama, they will tell you the best way to serve squirrel for breakfast.

Did you see any local beavers on the move this morning ?...being nocturnal by nature, you generally see them walking home about breakfast time typically having a gait like John Wayne after a hard night of beavering about.

I thought the advent of the razor blade did away with most beaver thatch ( that might get edited ).

I was up a little too late to see the local beavers heading off home. I recall they are usually on the move around 6 a.m. heading off to remove their nocturnal clothing and clean themselves before resting up during the day before emerging again in the later evening. I have heard that this particular species of beaver live in small multi-occupancy spaces dotted all over the area. Maybe that is also a good place to go beaver spotting.

I did however see a few Rodgers who crawled from their pits for some food and liquid refreshment after a hard night rodgering about. I think some were very successful at damning the flood works of some of those beavers as they looked very rough.

Seems to me some caution should be taken when approaching this Rodger species until they have fed and watered at which point they do seem more approachable and far more amenable.

Have any of you seen those huge bear like creatures lumbering about at night? They are a scary sight though some of those do seem quite friendly. One piece of advice would be to not pet or stroke them.

Latest news *** Hot off the press.... Those beavers are very good with snakes. Some will eat them while others can sort them out in different ways. It is a skill that can be a sight to behold.

Myself, I am not into snakes and would seriously consider calling one of these beavers to sort out the problem if it arose.

[mrtoad]

WhamBhan you are clearly knowleagable in this field

[David48]

The Badger crossed the road the Pub ...

Must learn to run faster

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[mrtoad]

Charlie promised that more than four it could stay in General, lol.

[WhamBam]

Charlie promised that more than four it could stay in General, lol.

we all make mistakes sometimes

[WhamBam]

The Badger crossed the road the Pub ...

Must learn to run faster

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What about the squashed beaver? Where is that pic?

Please do not post any pics of rodgers rogering though, that might get the topic banned.

[WhamBam]

WhamBhan you are clearly knowleagable in this field

Ah, well, I learned a lot from my early days when I was in the merchant navy.

All those ports, so much wildlife. The nocturnal habits and habitats of different species were soon imparted to me by my more knowledgeable comrades. It seems that some species nocturnal habits evolve very little over time.

[CharlieH]

When it degraded it had to be moved. Thaivisa is not an adult only site, you can only push the limits so far, at least in the Pub you have a little more latitude.

[Crazy chef 1]

If the thread decends into a 4 man meeting it will go to the pub!

you forgot Al B even he is not so often around due he still is member of the working class..

[T_Dog]

I wonder if Badger coffee would be as good as Civet Cat coffee?

[Soutpeel]

I wonder if Badger coffee would be as good as Civet Cat coffee?

This photo must be like a "Playboy" centrefold to Costa's with those come hither and milk me eyes

On the badger coffee do you think one could get TB from drinking said coffee and one suspects honey badger coffee would be very sweet and not need any sugar

[thailiketoo]

I did not see a badger this morning but I did see a squirrel squirreling about on the cables while I sat in the Wombat bar having my breakfast. I think squirrels look cute with their long tails and their acrobatic skills. Better than the waddling gait of badgers. That makes me think...... if you put a badger costume on some people around here, they would have the same gait as they waddle off to the bar.

I am sure if you ask TV members who hail from Alabama, they will tell you the best way to serve squirrel for breakfast.

Did you see any local beavers on the move this morning ?...being nocturnal by nature, you generally see them walking home about breakfast time typically having a gait like John Wayne after a hard night of beavering about.

I asked around about squirrel and my friends from Alabama just back from a visit to London referred me to, "The owner of a local Budgens supermarket has defended selling squirrel meat as a sustainable way of feeding people and says it has a "lovely" taste. Andrew Thornton, started selling the meat about five months ago after requests from customers at his Budgens store in Crouch End, north London.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2010/jul/29/squirrel-meat-supermarket

We put it on the shelf and it sells. It can be a dozen squirrels a day - and they all go,' said David Simpson, the director of Kingsley Village shopping centre in Fraddon, Cornwall, whose game counter began selling grey squirrel meat two months ago.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/may/11/recipes.foodanddrink

[mrtoad]

Next time I am in Cornwall will pop down to buy some Squirrel

[smokie36]

Next time I am in Cornwall will pop down to buy some Squirrel

Ahh a nice piece of Scraggy End!!

[japsportscarmad]

"It can be a dozen squirrels a day" yea he's right you'd need a dozen for a decent meal.

[japsportscarmad]

What about Tufty the road safety squirrel he would make a good meal

[chrisinth]

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The chances of TB are fair. However, it is difficult to contract from an animal unless you eat the meat raw. TB baccilus is killed at fairly low temperatures (around 68 degrees, so as long as you don't eat infected meat medium rare, you should be ok.)

Not really worried about eating the things, its Soutpeel's post #11 that scares me

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/774633-hog-badgers/?p=8639543

"if said mammal tries to remove your testicles/penis with a single bite, if this occurs its a honey badger"

I know, I know, he is being helpful by depicting honey badgers and not hog badgers, but you just don't know do you?

Does anyone know if they are cannibalistic? I mean they could have had a snack from their ex-buddy before biting you.

You just don't know.................

[neverdie]

Next time I am in Cornwall will pop down to buy some Squirrel

Ahh a nice piece of Scraggy End!!

Sounds smelly.

[Soutpeel]

Next time I am in Cornwall will pop down to buy some Squirrel

Ahh a nice piece of Scraggy End!!

Sounds smelly.

Sounds kinky

[Patsycat]

Anyway, back to milking my sister in laws cat. Jinxy had just given birth to three wee kittens, they were doing the kneading thing that kittens and cats do around her belly area.

So i sort of kneeded her belly and nipples to get the milk flowing. And it worked, they all grew up to be big strong kitties. One of them i took, and she lived until she was 18. Suzie.

Edited November 10, 2014 by Patsycat

[neverdie]

Anyway, back to milking my sister in laws cat. Jinxy had just given birth to three wee kittens, they were doing the kneading thing that kittens and cats do around her belly area.

So i sort of kneeded her belly and nipples to get the milk flowing. And it worked, they all grew up to be big strong kitties. One of them i took, and she lived until she was 18. Suzie.

So what you are telling us is, that you've had a strange sick perversion for milking puccie? ..... And that you've been doing it for in excess of 18 years? Have you ever thought that you should Immediately return to LOS and link up with 'Costas the Greek milking lord' and together you would be unstoppable.

Of corse I would be heartbroken.

I'm learning things about ya Kat.......ur not just a pretty face & sexy body

[Patsycat]

Read. The momma cat had to have help to get her milk going to feed the kittens. I was massaging.

One that was saved, Suzie lived until she was 18, and she was adorable. -

I don't know if any of you know, Suze is a drink in France. And at the time they made ashtrays with the name Suze on them.

I had one of those ashtrays - so that little kitten was named after an ashtray. Bless her wee heart.

My nephew on that day wanted to call her doris. I went for suze.

Edited November 10, 2014 by Patsycat

[slipperylobster]

Voted weirdest thread....

[mrtoad]

Mr ND, is there a suggestion that The Great Milking Man of Issan has competition?

[Soutpeel]

Mr ND, is there a suggestion that The Great Milking Man of Issan has competition?

It looks that way, wonder if Patsycat wants to have a go at milking a honey badger ? I known where one is, and it appears the patsycat is a lady, so no risk getting her testicles and penis bitten off

[neverdie]

Mr ND, is there a suggestion that The Great Milking Man of Issan has competition?

....and you can take my word for it, patsy knows what she's doing