anyways,

a salesman knocks on the door, a smallish hairlip boy answers, he says

"is your mom home??"

he answers sadly "no, she's in the mental institution"

salesman responds, "well, is your dad home then?"

again sadly, "no, he's in the mental too"

salesman asks "well, you got any brothers or sisters??"

harelip boy, his chest sticking out, answers proudly "yep, i got me a brother!"

salesman "is he home??"

boy beams "nope- he's at harvard!!"

salesman "harvard university???"

boy, chest sticking out even further "yep!, harvard university!"

salesman "wait a minute kid, your mom's in the mental, your dads in the mental.......tough break kid but you're a harelip...how can you possibly have a brother in harvard???"

harelip's chest deflates and his shoulders sag "he's in a jar"

anyways,

a salesman knocks on the door, a smallish hairlip boy answers, he says

"is your mom home??"

he answers sadly "no, she's in the mental institution"

salesman responds, "well, is your dad home then?"

again sadly, "no, he's in the mental too"

salesman asks "well, you got any brothers or sisters??"

harelip boy, his chest sticking out, answers proudly "yep, i got me a brother!"

salesman "is he home??"

boy beams "nope- he's at harvard!!"

salesman "harvard university???"

boy, chest sticking out even further "yep!, harvard university!"

salesman "wait a minute kid, your mom's in the mental, your dads in the mental.......tough break kid but you're a harelip...how can you possibly have a brother in harvard???"

harelip's chest deflates and his shoulders sag "he's in a jar"

This is the same guy that went to the junior high school dance. He saw a really cute girl there, but he didn't know that she had a wooden eye. As the evening wore on, to his amazement, she came over to him and asked him if he would like to dance. He said, "Would I! Would I!". She said, "Harelip, Harelip" and left.

anyways,

a salesman knocks on the door, a smallish hairlip boy answers, he says

"is your mom home??"

he answers sadly "no, she's in the mental institution"

salesman responds, "well, is your dad home then?"

again sadly, "no, he's in the mental too"

salesman asks "well, you got any brothers or sisters??"

harelip boy, his chest sticking out, answers proudly "yep, i got me a brother!"

salesman "is he home??"

boy beams "nope- he's at harvard!!"

salesman "harvard university???"

boy, chest sticking out even further "yep!, harvard university!"

salesman "wait a minute kid, your mom's in the mental, your dads in the mental.......tough break kid but you're a harelip...how can you possibly have a brother in harvard???"

harelip's chest deflates and his shoulders sag "he's in a jar"

funny? yes. sick? yes. rude? i don't think so.