RandomSand Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Behold the splendour!She was like a Goddess.The breath from her lips was like strawberry musk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 An hour -glass figure, Dusky dark skin But surprise, the she was a he ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) "there was a knock on the door, and 3 leather clad members of the RTP entered the room, carrying what looked like a TGAU, he gasped in anticipation....." Edited November 13, 2014 by Soutpeel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 They were female undercover officers..... Dressed in spandex - black.....and whips..... They went directly for the ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 50 baht note which was sitting on the bedside table, As they approached one of them saw the freshly lubed TGAU, He took the device in his hand and proceeded to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 insert said device Out of cover of darkness a man carrying a gerbil called out "Welcome to Rhek Tum, The House of Fun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 the man with the gerbil, proceeded to remove his gimp mask and in the fading light of the day, He could see the man carrying the Gerbil was Richard Gere, slowly licking his lips 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Whilst unbuttoning his trousers, He looked left then right to see if anyone was watching Before he ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Realised the GERU was missing ! Shriek in spoilt anticipation. He knew what he had to do........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Trying to re-zip his trousers..... He realizes there is more than just his own hands there..... Is that - - - - - chanting he hears?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 No it's Costas With his come to milk eyes and the immortal words "Time for a marigold handshake" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Coaxing his prey onto all fours, He reaches for the tripod wooden stool Oils his Marigold's and......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Slips in the oily floor..... Landing backwards on the upside down milking stool..... Issuing these immortal words_____ _____ ________ _______! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Zuma Zuma Were art thou my Zuma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Zuma ....nowhere to be found..... Our hero falling backwards onto the upturned stool at first thought there were 3 very friendly guys in the room..... Relieved.....he stumbled to his feet and reached for the balcony railing - only to find......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve187 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 The balcony railing was loose And he fell through the opening still clenching the railing Then he saw below.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Gayllips lurking in the bushes Holding in his hand The tool of a digital pikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Is his computer With that he/she can work everywhere Freedom is the name of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Money Escape Reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) While Gayllips was trying to figure out how to stop the you tube Eric Clapton video with his digital pinkie...... Whooomf - a man fell out of the sky..... Gayllips thought that God had answered his prayers and fell to his knees...only to discover...... Edited November 13, 2014 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddhistVirus Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 'Where did I hear that song?' He muttered, As he withdrew his hands from the groin and felt his beautiful nose, 'This smells fishy...' He groaned, still clutching on the railing with his other hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Absailing down the building Dave Walt looked around "Where is my lethal weapon?" He said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 as he gained clear sight on Gayllips. Without making a sound, he reached for his manly hardware, and felt a trickle of sweat rolled down his forehead. "damn that salty taste", he muttered; reminded about... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 His class field trip to the Aquarium as a young boy...... He'd never seen so many bright and beautiful things..... Until he moved to Pattaya ...... and once again saw....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 The entrance to boys town The scene of many a Walts finest hours Of hardened combat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayllips Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Gayllips quickly scanned the area. Combat was not the only hardened thing in this scene. There stood ‘J’ in his typical pikey pose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 It was time for the beans to be spilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) with a laptop in one hand his membership badge from the ALBC prominently displayed on his hairless chest. Edited November 14, 2014 by Soutpeel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayllips Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 ‘J’ spilled the beans. Our heroine, Gayllips looked on bemused. Just then a slimy Gecko, with a PC problem, entered the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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