CharlieH Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Gaylips, nimble as ever, Moved like lightening and speared the slimy Gecko with her 6" stilletto heel. A blood gurgling scream and the Gecko was history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 further screams were heard in the distance a greek looking man appeared in pom poms what was his game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Leaving only this tale behind.... Gayllips is down to one favorite throat stilleto..... While pondering the new fashion accessory Gecko Gayllips feels an urgent need to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) Pop into 7-11 to purchase a white unicorn. Gayllips would certainly look magical, mounted on a unicorn, whilst wearing gecko skin stilettos. "Sawadeeka .. Edited November 14, 2014 by RandomSand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayllips Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) "J' glanced at Gaylips. Do you remember making our first gay porno he asked? Gayllips wasn't listening, she just wanted toi jump on the nearest bar and sing ..... Edited November 14, 2014 by Gayllips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 "I loved the way you kissed my neck, your strawberry musk breath washing over me" J fondly reminisced. Reaching for the ipod, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayllips Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) He Googled tonite's programme for the Telephone bar. on the website it said 'tonite is cowboy nite'. "Great" said Gayllips, "we still have some props from the video that we made" (Broken Back Mounting). Edited November 14, 2014 by Gayllips 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 She slowly produced her Immigration Police ID Then gently whispered Let's see your Digital Pikey Visa boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "that's not fair" stomped timmy boy "well I'm a real student" said J. The immigration Officer wasn't impressed "boys, you'll need to come to the station" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 how do you make your money to live in Thailand asked the immigration officer ? Playing poker and making gay tourism promotional video's answered J Little Timmy threw a hissy fit and no one could understand what he was saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 A tear dripped down timmy's face he new he was no longer going to win "You go now to cell with Bubba" said the officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 But Officer I have a digital right To travel the World Making money from online gambling and gay porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Bubba saw his prey - and smiled...... The officer smiled a knowing smile as Timmy was locked away..... And turned off the lights..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "Oh Bubba" wept Timmyboy "That nasty mr soutpeel told me it end this way, but I dnt believe him" Bubba laughed has he bent Tmmyboy over the bunk once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 But this time timmyboy had a little surprise for MrSoutpeel This time was different Mr Soutpeel was about to become.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Correct There was no escape As Bubba turned up his radio listen into The fab 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) there was a scraping of the cell door lock being opened and in the dim light of the flickering light bulb in the corridor Gaylips appears like an angelic vision in all her glory Edited November 14, 2014 by Soutpeel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 There was no way Tim could win His only chance was the Walt SAS troop But as he opened his mouth to scream.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) Suddenly Lucky Luke appeared This to set the Daltons right Even Rataplan showed no mercy while...... Edited November 14, 2014 by benalibina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) he and all the other characters were expunged like vomit and fled quickly under the cover of darkness. When timmy's supernatural scream had fizzled out, Gayllips quipped "get your broken ass out of here whilst you can still walk, kiddo". "Oh Gayllips, do take me away on your unicorn" Timmy pleaded. "Sorry Timmy but I only ride bareback with J", said Gayllips before she slipped into the night. Edited November 15, 2014 by RandomSand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayllips Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 dressed in her sequined purple Guy Laroche cocktail dress, Gayllips took a sip of her apple Martini, adjusted her tiara. She then jumped on her rainbow unicorn, while singing the weathergirl’s cover version of ‘It’s Raining Men'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) J woke up as the sunlight flickered on his eyelids, the sounds of "80sHits.com" played on his bedroom radio and the morning sounds of the rush hour traffic filtered into the apartment. Had it all been a dream? How could an imaginary "woman" be so strong, so very alluring? As he turned over to avoid the piercing light, he noticed coarse white hairs on the pillow, that's weird, he thought, but his mind was hazy and things didn't seem to ...Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door. Edited November 15, 2014 by RandomSand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 It was Bubba..... Looking for a cuddle..... J opened the door..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) "So where have you been hiding darling" said Bubba with those come hither eyes a bead of sweat formed on J's brow, which ran down his nose and on to the floor "Doing my digital pikery Bubba" said J, his every darting around the room in fear, looking for a method of escape Edited November 15, 2014 by Soutpeel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Bubba reacher around and Grabbed J "Is that a pike, or you just pleased to see me?" Growled Bubba J knew, he was going to have to pretend again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 "J don't be afraid" said Bubba "We're going to play Doctors and Nurses" "J you can be the nurse and I'll be the Proctologist" Bubba smiled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 "Do I need to take my shoes off?" Exclaimed J, trying to buy more time. "No need to do that, I have cookies " said Bubba "Come to the darkside" he laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) "Ha Ha Ha.... Hah Harh Hhaarccccc, Hak Hak" ...He started to lose his breath and there was a glint of fear and terror in his eyes. Beep Beep Bip Bip, J's Phone rang, he reached into his night robe's pocket , it was Edited November 16, 2014 by RandomSand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) Beginning to look like he should have listened to his mama - and not Gayllips persuasive tongue lashings....... And earned an honest living...... Instead of displaying his short comings digitally - now he understood his position was ___________ Edited November 16, 2014 by pgrahmm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 On all fours With a line of leather clad men behind him And a selection of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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