neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Tiger Balm around the burning ring for double the pleasure Apart from that take loperamide if it is diarrhea, it is better better than spurting hot lava from your volcano. Ah yes some tiger Balm around the ring. Would it help also to massage his prostate gland? I only want the best for our David .Are you suggesting this service, or offering? Give Costas half the chance mate and he would be elbow deep in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub MOVED 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub MOVED I would love to know what roland thinks. He loves a good run 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub MOVED I would love to know what roland thinks. He loves a good run I don't mind giving the ferret a run. Apparently CharlieH hasn't given it a run for a while....poor b@stard...... I guess that's what happens when you have a head like his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Think there might be Gerbils involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAS21 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 David ... rub some TigerBalm on your eye lids ...uou will forget about the problem lower fown .....K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 DAVID!!! Somehow you brought out every smart ... axe on this forum. Were you born with this talent? Can I lend you an ass ? Not mine of course ... it's still smarting. Neversure doesn't need another one, he has enuf trouble keeping the collar around his current one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Try charcoal tabs. That's another no vote for me. Activated charcoal is what you give people who have ingested certain poisons, to make them vomit. Prevention is best done by year-round consumption, I think. But you might try two tablespoons of honey before the meal. It's sugar, but it coats the stomach and intestinal walls longer than yoghurt, giving the chilis more time to get absorbed. It sounds counter-intuitive, but no more so than yoghurt. Wish I could think of something funny to say to go along with the crowd. I didn't realize that farming made for thick skin so quickly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Think there might be Gerbils involved. I'd say CharlieH has seen his fair share of Gerbils.....but no doubt he won't be up for talking about it on the open forum. Now if we wee talking about Costas or RolandRat, they'd be very much up for the chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 Promoted to the Pub ... We all knew it was coming. C'est la vie Onward and upwards Gents ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Promoted to the Pub ... We all knew it was coming. C'est la vie Onward and upwards Gents ... It would seem that Charlie wanted to help you with ur sphincter by putting his boot into it. Being British, he's probably wearing doc martins. How zit feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 Try charcoal tabs. That's another no vote for me. Activated charcoal is what you give people who have ingested certain poisons, to make them vomit. Prevention is best done by year-round consumption, I think. But you might try two tablespoons of honey before the meal. It's sugar, but it coats the stomach and intestinal walls longer than yoghurt, giving the chilis more time to get absorbed. It sounds counter-intuitive, but no more so than yoghurt. Wish I could think of something funny to say to go along with the crowd. I didn't realize that farming made for thick skin so quickly Your post is appreciated. It is a genuine complaint/issue I have ... and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Tips ... and the smart ass comments ... all are welcome. But tips are especially good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub MOVED A Fiery run(s) by the sounds of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 OK, you have had a good run, now its down to the Pub MOVED A Fiery run(s) by the sounds of it. I've just clocked it ... Maybe I'm getting slow these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) David. I hope there is not too much burning chilli gas escaping with the spurts from the burning ring, that could be very painful on the eyes.And under the bedclothes it could be positively lethal I am surprised a Toad, a Rat or a Costas has not mentioned 'Global Warming' yet. Seems it is down to me to say it Edited November 16, 2014 by WhamBam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark? If it does, keep away from Gaylips 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark? If it does, keep away from Gaylips I suspect gayllips had a bit to do with the original wound. David gets lonely when mfg is back on the ranch and he's left all alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark? If it does, keep away from Gaylips I suspect gayllips had a bit to do with the original wound. David gets lonely when mfg is back on the ranch and he's left all alone. It is always wise to ask people if they have been handling chilies beforehand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) ^^ Now, Now you two. Let's not get a head of ourselves. Starting spurious and unsubstantiated rumours. Keep it up and more baby photos will be inflicted on you both! Edited November 16, 2014 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 In all seriousness tho, David can really take it. I'm talking about taking our sheet without getting all shitty. Funny thread, talking about ones burning bum, on a public forum. 55555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 ^^ Now, Now you two. Let's not get a head of ourselves. Starting spurious and unsubstantiated rumours. Keep it up and more baby photos will be inflicted on you both! I'm all out of likes. Don't introduce innocence or those handsome little fellas into a,bum burning thread. DOESNT SEEM RIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Now it is dark, does your burning ring glow in the dark? If it does, keep away from Gaylips I suspect gayllips had a bit to do with the original wound.David gets lonely when mfg is back on the ranch and he's left all alone. It is always wise to ask people if they have been handling chilies beforehand David should invest in an AFM. No worries about chilli's after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 David, I have a CURE for you. Honest. Really. Suppositories. You can even make them yourself. Ice Cubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 55555 Good idea. I'm not sure if they make ice cubes big enuf for Mr Hugh JAss....aka David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) ^^ Now, Now you two. Let's not get a head of ourselves. Starting spurious and unsubstantiated rumours. Keep it up and more baby photos will be inflicted on you both! I'm all out of likes. Don't introduce innocence or those handsome little fellas into a,bum burning thread. DOESNT SEEM RIGHT. To late! . Edited November 16, 2014 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 ^ 555555 David. The boys wouldn't complain about a bit of chilli. I think they'd be saying, "Time to tuffin the fekk up daddy. Why can't you be a man like uncle neverdie". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa19 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 And it burns, burns, burns.... great song, by Mr. Cash, yet the Wall of Voodoo version is even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 A greater pain will always let you forget the lesser pain. A well endowed Katoey for the evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 David, I have a CURE for you. Honest. Really. Suppositories. You can even make them yourself. Ice Cubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 A greater pain will always let you forget the lesser pain.A well endowed Katoey for the evening? Thanks for sharing your cure with us. I suspect David might pass....but I have been wrong once or twice before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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