How attractive are you? Really? What are your Best Features?

[sustento]

when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly.

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Where in Thailand, did you find a cocktail sausage?

More to the point where to the point where did you find a cocktail stick?

[Cypress Hill]

I wonder what a little Cypress would look like?

Something like Chucky I expect.

Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin'

[David48]

I wonder what a little Cypress would look like?

Something like Chucky I expect.

Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin'

Play nice.

None of this ... 'He started it'

It's a fun thread ... no need to roll around in the gutter.

Thanks

The OP ... for what that counts ...

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[benalibina]

I wonder what a little Cypress would look like?

Something like Chucky I expect.

Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin'

Hmm...if with an IQ like that he has been able to help build the nation.....what can you do then with your intellect ?

[ATF]

I wonder what a little Cypress would look like?

Something like Chucky I expect.

Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin'

Hmm...if with an IQ like that he has been able to help build the nation.....what can you do then with your intellect ?

Cypress you misunderstood the statement. If I could build a nation with just an IQ of 70 what are you going to accomplish?

Interstellar time travel?

[Cypress Hill]

Oh dear

OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question.

Second, it was rhetorical

[neverdie]

I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine.

You can do better than that CharlieH. I'd be certain of it.

There's more to the man than this.

[benalibina]

I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine.

You can do better than that CharlieH. I'd be certain of it.

There's more to the man than this.

As always....positive...

[Patsycat]

I'm me.

[ExPratt]

Look at the picture . You tell me .Enjoy

[Longtooth]

when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly.

Same as my wife then. Fat wallet in trousers.

[ATF]

Oh dear

OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question.

Second, it was rhetorical

So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical)

[meatboy]

when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly.

Same as my wife then. Fat wallet in trousers.

she did say i was a hansum man aswell,but after awhile the bulge disapeared,then she called me moo,that must have been my eating habits but after more than 25yrs.we are still together.and the best part the bulge has come back.

[sdanielmcev]

She said my nose.

[canuckamuck]

Back in the day I did quite well.

Now I'm afraid that my personality is all that gets mentioned, oh, I still have nice eyes.

[Patsycat]

Years ago, on TV they had the best photo of ourselves competition. I came in second if i remember rightly?

The vet lady was first.

[slipperylobster]

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You mean she was attracted to your incontinence pants???

Nooooooo, wallet....................

I know what you mean....bulge in pants. My friend told me I could get girls easily with a rolled up sock in the pants.

Unfortunately....

I mistakenly put it in the back ...instead of the front.

[Cypress Hill]

Oh dear

OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question.

Second, it was rhetorical

So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical)

Pass it on to my children who'll probably be performing YOUR children's gastric bypasses one day

[neverdie]

Look at the picture . You tell me .Enjoy

You told me that was your girlfriend !

So what's the truth, are u banging that or is it you? 55555

[ExPratt]

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Look at the picture . You tell me .Enjoy

You told me that was your girlfriend !

So what's the truth, are u banging that or is it you? 55555

Its a long story but in a nutshell. I know this ,may be hard to believe but I once struggled to find women , so I had a wife cloned using the residue in my underpants as the base material. That may be why we look quite similar. You can tell the difference between us as in my wife's picture she is wearing a red jumper and not a Blue one like mine. I'll tell her to PM you when shes back from the Abattoir

[BritManToo]

Oh dear

OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question.

Second, it was rhetorical

So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical)

Pass it on to my children who'll probably be performing YOUR children's gastric bypasses one day

I thought you weren't going to have children?

[smokie36]

I'm passable I suppose.

My gf is hot.

[neverdie]

I'm passable I suppose.

My gf is hot.

Your a freak of nature.

You gf has trouble with her eyes.

[Anthony5]

has nothing to do with thailand

if your partner is Thai-it has...

to answer the OP:

pretty good physical condition,sense of humor,reliability and a sharp mind...that's what she says

You mean, that isn't you in your avatar ?

[Showbags]

My gonads almost reach my knees.....years of no jocks.

[mrtoad]

I'm passable I suppose.

My gf is hot.

Your a freak of nature.

You gf has trouble with her eyes.

I believe she just bought a new pair of glasses.

[pgrahmm]

I'm passable I suppose.

My gf is hot.

Your a freak of nature.

You gf has trouble with her eyes.

I believe she just bought a new pair of glasses.

Yeah - never trust those things (glasses) from the local markets..... especially with the nose attached......

[slipperylobster]

Try Beer Glasses....big improvement.

[pgrahmm]

I am soooo attractive - magnets are jealous (55555)

Sorry somebody had to think of it.........

[smokie36]

I'm passable I suppose.

My gf is hot.

Your a freak of nature.

You gf has trouble with her eyes.

I believe she just bought a new pair of glasses.

Hahahahahaaaaaa!