Digital nomad told he's not a criminal for blogging, released without charge

[SoiBiker]

I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen?

Meltdown??!!

Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence

for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you

with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar

psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special

Hahaha. You utterly exploded with the bitter envy you continue to show....Clearly my employers thought me 'special' enough to bung me a tidy salary and package for being here.

Carry on with the feeble name calling...which makes it clear as you have no other argument to make about your fake/fantasy life here apart from posting silly fantasies about multiple bank accounts being filled from all corners of the globe or some feeble imaginary sophisticated lifestyle full of fine wines and posh takeaway food....as you know full well you'd swap places with any of us gainfully employed people here in a second.

You are hilarious though...your sense of rabidly furious jealousy towards those of us with employable skills, legitimate paperwork and successful careers in Thailand is incredible and quite amusing to behold.

One day you might even be able to afford to really eat takeaway Italian food instead of your daily noodles/slop over rice and warm Archa...

Mr Toad has been known to treat the odd unfortunate to a slap up feed I understand but only if you ask nicely.....

I don't work in Thailand, and I can afford wine and Italian food.

Am I making it up, too?

[ThePlant]

I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen?

Meltdown??!!

Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence

for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you

with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar

psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special

Hahaha. You utterly exploded with the bitter envy you continue to show....Clearly my employers thought me 'special' enough to bung me a tidy salary and package for being here.

Carry on with the feeble name calling...which makes it clear as you have no other argument to make about your fake/fantasy life here apart from posting silly fantasies about multiple bank accounts being filled from all corners of the globe or some feeble imaginary sophisticated lifestyle full of fine wines and posh takeaway food....as you know full well you'd swap places with any of us gainfully employed people here in a second.

You are hilarious though...your sense of rabidly furious jealousy towards those of us with employable skills, legitimate paperwork and successful careers in Thailand is incredible and quite amusing to behold.

One day you might even be able to afford to really eat takeaway Italian food instead of your daily noodles/slop over rice and warm Archa...

Mr Toad has been known to treat the odd unfortunate to a slap up feed I understand but only if you ask nicely.....

I don't work in Thailand, and I can afford wine and Italian food.

Am I making it up, too?

Probably. You've made it clear you prefer standing around in sweaty, cheap food courts trying to get a seat....

[SoiBiker]

I don't go to food courts because they're cheap. I go because I like the food and I'm not too snobbish to eat somewhere affordable to the locals.

[ATF]

I don't work in Thailand, and I can afford wine and Italian food.

Am I making it up, too?

So either you don't work period, or you don't work in Thailand when you are in Thailand. Digicoy?

[SoiBiker]

I don't work in Thailand, and I can afford wine and Italian food.

Am I making it up, too?

So either you don't work period, or you don't work in Thailand when you are in Thailand. Digicoy?

I don't really understand the question.

How could I work in Thailand when I wasn't in Thailand?

I don't work in Thailand. It's a pretty simple concept.

[ATF]

I don't go to food courts because they're cheap. I go because I like the food and I'm not too snobbish to eat somewhere affordable to the locals.

What? The food is crap. What locals are you talking about? The ones that drive tuk-tuks or the ones that drive Benzes?

Edited December 16, 2014 by ATF

[YeahSiam]

 

I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen?

Meltdown??!!

Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence

for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you

with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar

psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special

Hahaha. You utterly exploded with the bitter envy you continue to show....Clearly my employers thought me 'special' enough to bung me a tidy salary and package for being here.

Carry on with the feeble name calling...which makes it clear as you have no other argument to make about your fake/fantasy life here apart from posting silly fantasies about multiple bank accounts being filled from all corners of the globe or some feeble imaginary sophisticated lifestyle full of fine wines and posh takeaway food....as you know full well you'd swap places with any of us gainfully employed people here in a second.

You are hilarious though...your sense of rabidly furious jealousy towards those of us with employable skills, legitimate paperwork and successful careers in Thailand is incredible and quite amusing to behold.

One day you might even be able to afford to really eat takeaway Italian food instead of your daily noodles/slop over rice and warm Archa...

Mr Toad has been known to treat the odd unfortunate to a slap up feed I understand but only if you ask nicely.....

 

Jealous? Of what?

Employable skills? What employable skills? You likely begged your employer/taskmaster

to post you here because your salary wasn't getting you into any panties back home.

Sophisticated lifestyle? What, pasta and wine?? Hahahahaha Really? I guess a KFC bucket

once a month was pushing the boat out for your family when you were being dragged up, huh?

As for swapping places with you, I'd sooner be castrated with a rusty cheese knife.

I can't think of anything more soul-destroying than basing my entire self-worth on the

possession of a blue book.

My skills are transferable to any condo/house in any city in any country in the world with

an internet connection and my daily hours haven't exceeded 4 in 6 years, Bucko.

I think you'd swap places with those of us with enough mental horsepower to build

something for ourselves rather than being just another demented hamster on a wheel working

for the man.

[ATF]

I don't work in Thailand, and I can afford wine and Italian food.

Am I making it up, too?

So either you don't work period, or you don't work in Thailand when you are in Thailand. Digicoy?

I don't really understand the question.

How could I work in Thailand when I wasn't in Thailand?

I don't work in Thailand. It's a pretty simple concept.

So are you retired or independently wealthy?

[SoiBiker]

I don't work in Thailand.

I'll skip the cross-examination, thanks.

[ATF]

I don't work in Thailand.

I'll skip the cross-examination, thanks.

Yeah so you're either a digital pikey or you work offshore. Which one?

[SoiBiker]

I don't work in Thailand.

[ATF]

I don't work in Thailand.

So where do you work?

[pigeonjake]

No I'm not making it up. I'm sure the other incredibly vocal anti-DN brigade can jog your memory as to the pig-farmer's identity. I never said you were angry, Quick Draw - don't be so defensive. You can clearly see whose post I was responding to. Oh and I'm not a pikey. I've been at this just over 5 years here; I earn well, live in a good part of Bangkok, I save money, have full medical cover for me and my daughter and not a pack of Mama noodles in sight

ive only got to this post,,,,,

are you talking about me,, saying im a pig farmer?

my wife has a nice pig farm, i work O&G,,

Yes im one of the one who dont like the D/M not having visas, dont have a problem with what they do, i say good luck to them and think its good they can make money this way,, but just abide by the laws of the land that you live in,,,

and i think that is what a lot of the other posters think too, if you want to live and WORK here have the correct visa,,

jake the pig farmer, off shore worker

[SoiBiker]

I don't work in Thailand.

So where do you work?

I don't work in Thailand.

[ThePlant]

 

I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen?

Meltdown??!!

Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence

for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you

with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar

psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special

Hahaha. You utterly exploded with the bitter envy you continue to show....Clearly my employers thought me 'special' enough to bung me a tidy salary and package for being here.

Carry on with the feeble name calling...which makes it clear as you have no other argument to make about your fake/fantasy life here apart from posting silly fantasies about multiple bank accounts being filled from all corners of the globe or some feeble imaginary sophisticated lifestyle full of fine wines and posh takeaway food....as you know full well you'd swap places with any of us gainfully employed people here in a second.

You are hilarious though...your sense of rabidly furious jealousy towards those of us with employable skills, legitimate paperwork and successful careers in Thailand is incredible and quite amusing to behold.

One day you might even be able to afford to really eat takeaway Italian food instead of your daily noodles/slop over rice and warm Archa...

Mr Toad has been known to treat the odd unfortunate to a slap up feed I understand but only if you ask nicely.....

 

Jealous? Of what?

Employable skills? What employable skills? You likely begged your employer/taskmaster

to post you here because your salary wasn't getting you into any panties back home.

Sophisticated lifestyle? What, pasta and wine?? Hahahahaha Really? I guess a KFC bucket

once a month was pushing the boat out for your family when you were being dragged up, huh?

As for swapping places with you, I'd sooner be castrated with a rusty cheese knife.

I can't think of anything more soul-destroying than basing my entire self-worth on the

possession of a blue book.

My skills are transferable to any condo/house in any city in any country in the world with

an internet connection and my daily hours haven't exceeded 4 in 6 years, Bucko.

I think you'd swap places with those of us with enough mental horsepower to build

something for ourselves rather than being just another demented hamster on a wheel working

for the man.

Wow! More incredible powers of deduction on show still bubbling behind a furious envy.

My salary and status here have got me into far more 'panties' than your 'writing' about wandering down beaches in Vietnam with the cheapest aged hookers you can find and writing up your experiences of the low end whorehouses of Bangkok will ever do, or I suppose you also have imaginary women lining up at your door dying to get their hands on your top level adsense income...

Your entire self worth seems based on your poor ability to 'write' for four hours a day about 10 dollar <deleted> from toothless Vietnamese hags in the cheap backpacker parts of Vietnam.

[YeahSiam]

 

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I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen?

Meltdown??!!

Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence

for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you

with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar

psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special

Hahaha. You utterly exploded with the bitter envy you continue to show....Clearly my employers thought me 'special' enough to bung me a tidy salary and package for being here.

Carry on with the feeble name calling...which makes it clear as you have no other argument to make about your fake/fantasy life here apart from posting silly fantasies about multiple bank accounts being filled from all corners of the globe or some feeble imaginary sophisticated lifestyle full of fine wines and posh takeaway food....as you know full well you'd swap places with any of us gainfully employed people here in a second.

You are hilarious though...your sense of rabidly furious jealousy towards those of us with employable skills, legitimate paperwork and successful careers in Thailand is incredible and quite amusing to behold.

One day you might even be able to afford to really eat takeaway Italian food instead of your daily noodles/slop over rice and warm Archa...

Mr Toad has been known to treat the odd unfortunate to a slap up feed I understand but only if you ask nicely.....

&nbsp;

Jealous? Of what?

Employable skills? What employable skills? You likely begged your employer/taskmaster

to post you here because your salary wasn't getting you into any panties back home.

Sophisticated lifestyle? What, pasta and wine?? Hahahahaha Really? I guess a KFC bucket

once a month was pushing the boat out for your family when you were being dragged up, huh?

As for swapping places with you, I'd sooner be castrated with a rusty cheese knife.

I can't think of anything more soul-destroying than basing my entire self-worth on the

possession of a blue book.

My skills are transferable to any condo/house in any city in any country in the world with

an internet connection and my daily hours haven't exceeded 4 in 6 years, Bucko.

I think you'd swap places with those of us with enough mental horsepower to build

something for ourselves rather than being just another demented hamster on a wheel working

for the man.

Wow! More incredible powers of deduction on show still bubbling behind a furious envy.

My salary and status here have got me into far more 'panties' than your 'writing' about wandering down beaches in Vietnam with the cheapest aged hookers you can find and writing up your experiences of the low end whorehouses of Bangkok will ever do, or I suppose you also have imaginary women lining up at your door dying to get their hands on your top level adsense income...

Your entire self worth seems based on your poor ability to 'write' for four hours a day about 10 dollar blow jobs from toothless Vietnamese hags in the cheap backpacker parts of Vietnam.

 

Oh

My

God

This oaf thinks I write blogs or websites about mongering.

Looks like I was right about the demented part anyway. Does your employer realize

you're losing whatever reading comprehension skills you may have once had?

Anyway, pay attention - I didn't comment on your salary's ability to get into panties

in Thailand - a basic state pension can do that for God's sake. I cast aspersions

on your ability to get anything lighter than 200lbs in your home country but I'm sure you'll

swear blind you begged for a posting here to be close to the temples.

[neverdie]

I don't work in Thailand.

So where do you work?

I don't work in Thailand.

Moronic response to a basic and reasonable question. Something to hide, obviously.

[mrtoad]

As is the other assumption that everyone is O & G

[YeahSiam]

Who the hell are you? He doesn't owe you any explanations.

Why don't you tell us what YOU or where YOUwork instead?

[mrtoad]

I work in Thailand

[ThePlant]

Oh
My
God
This oaf thinks I write blogs or websites about mongering.
Looks like I was right about the demented part anyway. Does your employer realize
you're losing whatever reading comprehension skills you may have once had?
Anyway, pay attention - I didn't comment on your salary's ability to get into panties
in Thailand - a basic state pension can do that for God's sake. I cast aspersions
on your ability to get anything lighter than 200lbs in your home country but I'm sure you'll
swear blind you begged for a posting here to be close to the temples.

I was pretty much told I was coming here thanks to my academic qualifications, coupled with the fact I'd travelled the region extensively and worked here previously - employable skills and experience are wonderful aren't they??.

I actually had little choice in the matter but as I was (at the time) just married to a Thai lass (58Kg seeing as you're obsessed with weights today - do you have issues or fetishes? maybe you could write your next blog about your extensive experiences <deleted> fatties?).

It was a no brainer to turn down a hugely generous package which afforded us (and still does) an obscenely luxurious and pampered lifestyle which rather agrees with me.

I won't carry on Cocky as you'll probably plummet into jealous meltdown fury mode again. You already seem to be teetering on the brink again....You aren't difficult to toy with Cocky...

Have you written any bilge about whoring in the Philippines yet as I understand that is the 'boom' area - if you'll pardon the crude adjective? They have fat lasses there so you could indulge your fantasies to the limit over there.....

Edited December 16, 2014 by CharlieH

[neverdie]

Who the hell are you? He doesn't owe you any explanations. Why don't you tell us what YOU or where YOUwork instead?

I am neverdie.

The answers to your questions are.

1. Tell us what you?

A. I am human.

2. Where you work instead?

A. I am retired.

How's that for easy.

Your turn.

[neverdie]

That yeahsiam certainly is touchy.

If skins was here, he'd probably even suggest, Angry !

[Skywalker69]

I don't work in Thailand.

So where do you work?

I don't work in Thailand.

Do you work from Thailand?

[neverdie]

I don't work in Thailand.

So where do you work?

I don't work in Thailand.

Moronic response to a basic and reasonable question. Something to hide, obviously.

I should point out I meant 'other' than the husband with a moustache.

[neverdie]

I don't work in Thailand.

So where do you work?

I don't work in Thailand.

Do you work from Thailand?

He must have slipped off the bicycle seat 'pole' again. He's probably busy trying to reinsert it before he replies. It can't really be a tight fit, I mean how thick are seat poles these days.

He will be back shortly with something un witty as a response.

[mrtoad]

He's constantly getting his Lycra in a twist ND. He doesn't even know which country he works in.

[neverdie]

He's constantly getting his Lycra in a twist ND. He doesn't even know which country he works in.

Maybe the terrorist expert Konying will give him some printed up text book hero certificates and then he too can mascarade as an expert on all matters relating to law enforcement, terrorism and national security.

You can never have too many know it all's in an Internet forum.

[YeahSiam]

 

Oh

My

God

This oaf thinks I write blogs or websites about mongering.

Looks like I was right about the demented part anyway. Does your employer realize

you're losing whatever reading comprehension skills you may have once had?

Anyway, pay attention - I didn't comment on your salary's ability to get into panties

in Thailand - a basic state pension can do that for God's sake. I cast aspersions

on your ability to get anything lighter than 200lbs in your home country but I'm sure you'll

swear blind you begged for a posting here to be close to the temples.

I was pretty much told I was coming here thanks to my academic qualifications, coupled with the fact I'd travelled the region extensively and worked here previously - employable skills and experience are wonderful aren't they??.

I actually had little choice in the matter but as I was (at the time) just married to a Thai lass (58Kg seeing as you're obsessed with weights today - do you have issues or fetishes? maybe you could write your next blog about your extensive experiences shagging fatties?).

It was a no brainer to turn down a hugely generous package which afforded us (and still does) an obscenely luxurious and pampered lifestyle which rather agrees with me.

I won't carry on Cocky as you'll probably plummet into jealous meltdown fury mode again. You already seem to be teetering on the brink again....You aren't difficult to toy with Cocky...

Have you written any bilge about whoring in the Philippines yet as I understand that is the 'boom' area - if you'll pardon the crude adjective? They have fat lasses there so you could indulge your fantasies to the limit over there.....

 

Obscenely luxurious andpampered?? SO much so that a someone ordering takeout

from an Italian restaurant has your feathers all ruffled in indignation??

But in answer your question, yes skills and experience are wonderful especially

when they lend themselves well to self-employment rather than going through

life as a stiff with your ass cheeks perennially spread for your boss. But I guess

as a "Plant" and capable only of asexual reproduction, you wouldn't have the cajones

to break out on your own, would you Bucko?

Newsflash:you've nothing to be jealous or envious of. You sound like an uptight, self-important

jobsworth with delusions of grandeur borne out of being a Heavy Drinker

[neverdie]

He's constantly getting his Lycra in a twist ND. He doesn't even know which country he works in.

Maybe he's up soi big girl/deep voice, having a bit of quiet time away from mister, I mean mrs soi bike.