Are you frightened of getting older?

[laolover88]

You have to plan ahead. It is quite clear I shall either NEVER die or at least not for 30 years I am only 69, after all and Monkey Gland Technology is advancing apace.. It was Coolidge, for whom I have a lot of time, about who's death Dorothy Parker said 'How Can They Tell?'

Unless someone is stupid enough to tell DWP and HMRC I shall continue into eternity. I have a large stock of post dated Life Certificates. My wife, who is a whizz with my tax returns, will make her own way! She was stupid enough to find me so I doubt she could do worse. For the children, yes, Probably not be 'given away' at their weddings by Daddy!