A thread dedicated to what 'Thailand say'.

What exactly does what 'Thailand say' mean?

Let me explain!....

It's those sayings and 'things' Thai people do that makes the rest of us non Thais go 'huh'?

Example... my wife gets an itchy ear.

She then proceeds to pluck a hair from her head and itch her itchy ear and then says..

'Thailand say, this means you will get a good husband'!

Here's another 'Thailand say'...

No singing in the kitchen while cooking!

This leads to an old husband....(don't blame me guys, blame 'Thailand say')

Thailand say....

'Don't smack any bums in the kitchen'!

Old husband/wife will come your way!

(We don't want that do we)

Anyhow, you get my drift now, I'm not making these up, they are real things aka...

What 'Thailand say'.

Over to you.....

Thailand mod say....

Go pub now bye.

Here's another 'Thailand say'...

No singing in the kitchen while cooking!

This leads to an old husband....(don't blame me guys, blame 'Thailand say')

MissFarmGirl told me that one once ...

Secretly, she knows that I can't sing like transam ... and just wanted to shut me up!

The list of "Thailand say" is endless...

Strangely there is often a lot of truth behind "Thailand say"... Just like our grandmas used to cover the mirror with a blanket during a lightning storm (the lead in the mirrow would attract the lightning)

Don't get your hair wet, or pick vegetables or herbs from the garden when you have your period. It makes sense as a cold body will not release fluid as well as a warm body...

Kris, the only thing the wife keeps telling me is;

Give me money.

Example... my wife gets an itchy ear.

She then proceeds to pluck a hair from her head and itch her itchy ear and then says..

'Thailand say, this means you will get a good husband'!

I think someone is confused. Look up Itchy Ears Thailand on YouTube. But for some reason I suspect you know that already.

//I didn't post the video here as it won't pass the PG rating of Thaivisa.

Every time I sneeze I''m thinking about another woman but in truth I do that far more than I sneeze especially little Miss Burma at my local.....

Example... my wife gets an itchy ear.

She then proceeds to pluck a hair from her head and itch her itchy ear and then says..

'Thailand say, this means you will get a good husband'!

I think someone is confused. Look up Itchy Ears Thailand on YouTube. But for some reason I suspect you know that already.

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//I didn't post the video here as it won't pass the PG rating of Thaivisa.

Yup.

I just said it as 'good' husband.

The mattress is another thing....

Vote Jingthing

Where are you going ?

What are you doing ?

• Do not cut the hair on Wednesday
• If you get to eat the last piece of food in the plate, you will get a handsome boyfriend
• If you hear a gecko before you leave your home, it is a sign that you will experience bad incident.

etc. -> http://learnthaiwithmod.com/2013/10/10-common-thai-superstitions-and-beliefs/

Thailand say, have owl land on your house, someone die...sure.

Thailand say, not good to sleep at 5pm. Ghost time.

Thailand say, baby puts head on the ground and bum in the air, wants new brother or sister.

Thailand say, twin boy and girl were husband and wife in a past life so have to get married again.

Vote Jingthing

Thailand say?