JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I was chatting with a former Thai tourguide. He worked for a company that arranged package tours for busloads of falangs. He compared the groups to flocks of sheep and he was the Shepard herding them around. They kept the bus really cold on purpose. They would stop often so the tourists could do some shopping and he thought that going from a really cold bus to really hot streets a bunch of times a day would make a certain percentage of them sick, which was a good thing as it would keep them in their rooms at night and not bother him. It would also tire them all out, which was also good as he didn’t want them to go off shopping on their own and cheating him out of his due commission. He was really proud of the nighttime culture shows he created. He would hire a few local Akha people that were hanging around to make some noise and dance around a campfire on the beach in Tat Thon. He even brought the instruments; little drums and cymbals. The entire nights entertainment for 50 people only cost him 200 baht and “falangs liked this sort of thing” he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossfinn Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Heat wave back again? Or recovering from Legionaires from your air conditioning. Moss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Heat wave back again?Or recovering from Legionaires from your air conditioning. Moss Yes, hot again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaising Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Heat wave back again?Or recovering from Legionaires from your air conditioning. Moss welcome him back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Making merit It is such a quaint little Thai thing to buy and release those little birds sold on the streets. I think the idea is that by freeing a captured animal you are doing a good deed. A Thai told me the birds are trained to fly back home after the release where they are collected and re-sold day after day. I guess it’s the thought that counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Coffee Did you know that the “Brazilian” coffee sold in coffee shops in Thailand is grown in Thailand? Apparently, there is a very high import duty on coffee, so most everyone sells the local bean. They just call it whatever the falang wants to hear. ...or so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jingjoe Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 It was once explained to me that the birds have a certain drug sprinkled into their seed... thus sooner or later they always return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 My last Thai wife had a bargirl friend who married a fat falang. The fat falang made her cook him food all the time. When he wasn’t watching, she would spit into the food, mix it up and give it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 There are a bunch of broken down old bargirls here in the States who are married to falangs. We were talking one day about them lying to their husbands so I asked them why that was necessary. One of them replied that if they told them the truth, they would get mad, so they had to lie. They all agreed with this concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 OK ... I predict the mods ban this troll in ...1 ....2....3.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRingo Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 One old bargirl had permission to go out with my wife to the casino every weekend. She wore dowdy old housewife clothes as she kissed her husband good bye and then went around the side of the house where she had tossed out the window a bag full of her other clothes, miniskirt, support bra, etc… They would then hook-up with their other broken down bargirl buddies who were doing the same thing and go bar hopping, weed smoking and boy chasing while their faithful husbands watched the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samran Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 This is a first. Off topic posts made by the OP. suspect trolling. Take your Bar Girl talk elsewhere. Closed....and hopefully soon to be banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 This is a first. Off topic posts made by the OP.suspect trolling. Take your Bar Girl talk elsewhere. Closed....and hopefully soon to be banned. He has departed us Samran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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