alvino Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.! " If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" " I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, ' I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish. ' " I said, "No <deleted>?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rai! Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 That 's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plus Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It would be funny if it wasn't politically motivated. Good jokes are non-offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keda Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 It would be funny if it wasn't politically motivated. Good jokes are non-offensive. Hmm...If you look at the past 10k or so jokes, virtually every one may be regarded as offensive to somebody or other, yet the moment Allah's finest are noticed sitting quietly in the corner it becomes offensive. PC, are we? keda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiromj Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 It would be funny if it wasn't politically motivated. Good jokes are non-offensive. I personally wasn't offended. I found it very amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 It would be funny if it wasn't politically motivated. Good jokes are non-offensive. I personally wasn't offended. I found it very amusing. I agree, the joke is not offensive - it's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 It would be funny if it wasn't politically motivated. Good jokes are non-offensive. Right. And you nation´s sense of humour is how popular with the rest of the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keda Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Odd how Iran's Holocaust cartoon exhibition draws the rabble from throughout the mossie world, yet a depiction of the Great Faker has them all up in arms - supported by our own lowbred lib/left/looneys - with riots, deaths by the dozen, and threats of hellfire to civilisation. keda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiromj Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Odd how Iran's Holocaust cartoon exhibition draws the rabble from throughout the mossie world, yet a depiction of the Great Faker has them all up in arms - supported by our own lowbred lib/left/looneys - with riots, deaths by the dozen, and threats of hellfire to civilisation.keda Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 (edited) Odd how Iran's Holocaust cartoon exhibition draws the rabble from throughout the mossie world, yet a depiction of the Great Faker has them all up in arms - supported by our own lowbred lib/left/looneys - with riots, deaths by the dozen, and threats of hellfire to civilisation.keda Well, hang on here.. you know, before you go bringing the armageddon down upon us all.... I thought the Danish newspaper thing was funny, I thought the iran holocaust thing was funny, and I think anything that takes the piss out of anyhting else without the use of C4 or other explosives is funny. "Sacré Bleu!" Exclaimed the Klown! Edited August 17, 2006 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas3940 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboygwe Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 too bad he only got one wish...cheap genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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