For I Am A Princess

[alvino]

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an

obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone

in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the

plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the

aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey

has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big

scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put

your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed

rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can

pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and

said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders

from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without

missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm

called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

[In the Rai!]

An oldy but a very goody!

[thomas3940]

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