When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was

attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,

she asked him how he had sex?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I

will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put

it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his

considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked

her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what

seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed

"What did you do that for ?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrels."

Nice very nice

I tell you. You crack me up. Another fantastic response from Thomas.

Didin't know wether to laugh or cry!! I'll Laugh now from the pain. hahaha

gives the squirrel grip another context