Xircal Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 News item on Phuketgazette.net regarding a couple of lowlifes, one of whom stuffed 100,000 Baht up his rectal cavity according to the report: http://phuketgazette.net/phuket-news/French-Iranian-tourists-arrested-B1mn-Phuket-hotel/42882#ad-image-0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I'm sorry, but without pictorial evidence.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansgruber Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I'm intrigued how he managed to get a wad that big up there. 100k barely fits into my pockets. Keep in mind how dirty money is. Hope he gets dysentery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surangw Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 definitly dirty money 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkt83100 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 This will lead to a very new variety of money laundering. (unless sealed in a proper container - read Papillion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_%28book%29) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogan Koori Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I am sure that sticking that money up your blurter is offensive to Thais and possibly a criminal offence. The article also states that these 2 tried to bribe the officers with 100,000 baht. Possibly it could have been the same 100k or not. But after this ass magic of making notes dissapear, I am not surprised that the officers politely declined. This trick is like something you would hear about at Suzy Wongs or a Ping Pong show. I reckon even shoving 5000 baht where the sun dont shine would be a feat in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabis Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 100K up your pooper? Imagine the paper cuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm sorry, but without pictorial evidence.... Please NO NO NO NO NO NO.... Just the thought of it... UGHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKangMan Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I am sure that sticking that money up your blurter is offensive to Thais and possibly a criminal offence. The article also states that these 2 tried to bribe the officers with 100,000 baht. Possibly it could have been the same 100k or not. But after this ass magic of making notes dissapear, I am not surprised that the officers politely declined. This trick is like something you would hear about at Suzy Wongs or a Ping Pong show. I reckon even shoving 5000 baht where the sun dont shine would be a feat in itself. "I am sure that sticking that money up your blurter is offensive to Thais and possibly a criminal offence." - given who is printed on the money, he should be charge with lese-majeste as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKangMan Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 This will lead to a very new variety of money laundering. (unless sealed in a proper container - read Papillion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_%28book%29) ) "This will lead to a very new variety of money laundering" - yes, that money would definately require a laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfokevin Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) I'm sorry, but without pictorial evidence.... Agree Totally!!... And where is the video of the standard police reenactment!.... Edited December 28, 2014 by sfokevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogan Koori Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) I would like to know how the police detected the money, do they internally search everyone? Or perhaps the guy needed to take a dump? Did he feel pangs of guilt and say "geez officer, Im really sorry, but ive got a 100k stashed round the back door....you mind helping me retreive it?" Edited December 28, 2014 by Bogan Koori Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenl Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I don't believe (this part of) the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogan Koori Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I don't believe (this part of) the story. Truth is stranger than fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I would like to know how the police detected the money, do they internally search everyone? Or perhaps the guy needed to take a dump? Did he feel pangs of guilt and say "geez officer, Im really sorry, but ive got a 100k stashed round the back door....you mind helping me retreive it?" Probably. Col. Suttichai said " While we were searching their hotel room, they attempted to bribe us with 100,000 cash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogan Koori Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I would like to know how the police detected the money, do they internally search everyone? Or perhaps the guy needed to take a dump? Did he feel pangs of guilt and say "geez officer, Im really sorry, but ive got a 100k stashed round the back door....you mind helping me retreive it?" Probably. Col. Suttichai said " While we were searching their hotel room, they attempted to bribe us with 100,000 cash. They probably felt it would be a bit hard to spend after it had been there I wonder what this guys family thinks...I googled his name and he owns some glass company or something. I bet he will bear the brunt of a lot of jokes for the rest of his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I would like to know how the police detected the money, do they internally search everyone? Or perhaps the guy needed to take a dump? Did he feel pangs of guilt and say "geez officer, Im really sorry, but ive got a 100k stashed round the back door....you mind helping me retreive it?" Probably. Col. Suttichai said " While we were searching their hotel room, they attempted to bribe us with 100,000 cash. They probably felt it would be a bit hard to spend after it had been there I wonder what this guys family thinks...I googled his name and he owns some glass company or something. I bet he will bear the brunt of a lot of jokes for the rest of his life Probably 2 x 50,000 baht rolls in lubricated condoms. It's amazing what you can get up there if the price is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenl Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I don't believe (this part of) the story. Truth is stranger than fiction Sometimes, yes, but normally the truth is very straightforward. Also no mention of this in the PW or the news story on TV based on the Phuket News story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 suprised there is no one pointing to the guys ''Arse''.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansgruber Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I don't believe (this part of) the story. Truth is stranger than fiction Sometimes, yes, but normally the truth is very straightforward.Also no mention of this in the PW or the news story on TV based on the Phuket News story. Yeah. He might have just had it stuffed in the crack region and not internally. Makes it a better story anyway when you imagine him giving birth to wads of cash to the horror of the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogan Koori Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I don't believe (this part of) the story. Truth is stranger than fiction Sometimes, yes, but normally the truth is very straightforward. Also no mention of this in the PW or the news story on TV based on the Phuket News story. I just re-read the article, it states the Frenchman had the dough in his poop chute, I find that a lot more plausible now that I discovered he is French 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 what an ARSE HOLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKangMan Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) I don't believe (this part of) the story. I agree. Whilst we have all had a laugh, I think it's a case of the guy shoved "a brick" of Thai baht down the back of his pants, and not up his anus, and then pulled his shirt over it to conceal it. It's probably just a sensationalized headline. Edited December 28, 2014 by NamKangMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xircal Posted December 28, 2014 Author Share Posted December 28, 2014 It's happened before. Maybe this is where he got the idea from, but didn't have a toilet brush handy before the cops nabbed him: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/woman-hospitalized-hiding-5-000-rectum-article-1.1442950 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehaigh Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 when i read the title i thought maybe it was hidden at the north pole (possibly with santa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansgruber Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 It's happened before. Maybe this is where he got the idea from, but didn't have a toilet brush handy before the cops nabbed him: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/woman-hospitalized-hiding-5-000-rectum-article-1.1442950Wow. Crude removal technique. I won't look at tongs the same way again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surangw Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I am sure that sticking that money up your blurter is offensive to Thais and possibly a criminal offence. The article also states that these 2 tried to bribe the officers with 100,000 baht. Possibly it could have been the same 100k or not. But after this ass magic of making notes dissapear, I am not surprised that the officers politely declined. This trick is like something you would hear about at Suzy Wongs or a Ping Pong show. I reckon even shoving 5000 baht where the sun dont shine would be a feat in itself. "I am sure that sticking that money up your blurter is offensive to Thais and possibly a criminal offence." - given who is printed on the money, he should be charge with lese-majeste as well. depends on which way the bills are folded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starkey_rich Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I would like to know how the police detected the money, do they internally search everyone? Or perhaps the guy needed to take a dump? Did he feel pangs of guilt and say "geez officer, Im really sorry, but ive got a 100k stashed round the back door....you mind helping me retreive it?" Probably. Col. Suttichai said " While we were searching their hotel room, they attempted to bribe us with 100,000 cash. They probably felt it would be a bit hard to spend after it had been there I wonder what this guys family thinks...I googled his name and he owns some glass company or something. I bet he will bear the brunt of a lot of jokes for the rest of his life Probably 2 x 50,000 baht rolls in lubricated condoms. It's amazing what you can get up there if the price is right. Only joking but you seem to have an appropriate name for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manly100 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 how did they find it? did they get it all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketguyhere74 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I'm intrigued how he managed to get a wad that big up there. 100k barely fits into my pockets. Keep in mind how dirty money is. Hope he gets dysentery. Yeah, 100,000 is a lot of cash. If u rolled it up--and even that would be hard to do, it would be at least 5 inches in diameter and about 6 inches long. Not to mention that im sure it was wrapped up in something like cellophane or even a rubber. ..gotta hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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