redandyellow Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I had a volunteer policeman friend in Pattaya - he's gone now - Eddie - he told me he couldn't always tell a ladyboy from a Thai woman 100% of the time..and he lived in Pattaya all his life.. Have you ever been fooled? That farang ain't me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeijoshinCool Posted January 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2015 Difficult to be fooled when you stay sober and monogamous. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) Once when I first started visiting Thailand, but luckily the real girls warned me before I actually did anything. Edited January 4, 2015 by Ulysses G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted January 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2015 Once when I first started visiting Thailand, but luckily the real girls warned me before I actually did anything. Last time you told this story you told me you woke up with a sore ring and 500 baht left on your bedside table. So which 'story' is it old boy? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 If those photos in your OP are men, yes I am fooled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Moved to Expat Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Been fooled once, but that was with pictures and a "line" conversation. Face to face never. But I think (logically) that they would always disclose the facts before the act as violence could happen if they did not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Nope. But I have a model thx1138 gaydar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 A while back an Italian filed for divorce (in Italy) after discovering his dearly beloved was a fella. The katoey had successfully fooled him for 6 months. I am still a virgin, and plan to stay that way - every day. Thai promise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiberius Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Bummed 75% of those in the pictures in the OP. I've never been fooled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLock Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 "Anybody ELSE ever been fooled by a "top shelf" kathoey?" fixed. It's ok. As long as you were drunk and don't remember anything it never happened. ...or if there were 2 of them, they cancelled each other out. Never happened. I don't believe I have ever seen the mythical "top shelf" kathoey. Where would one find such a beast anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 After all these years ,never ,but then i dont need to worry as i no longer go with hookers (do i dear?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ulysses G. Posted January 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2015 Once when I first started visiting Thailand, but luckily the real girls warned me before I actually did anything. Last time you told this story you told me you woke up with a sore ring and 500 baht left on your bedside table. So which 'story' is it old boy? It seems that you are projecting your own sordid fantasies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Once when I first started visiting Thailand, but luckily the real girls warned me before I actually did anything.Last time you told this story you told me you woke up with a sore ring and 500 baht left on your bedside table. So which 'story' is it old boy? It seems that you are projecting your own sordid fantasies. No, my encounter was a "lower shelf" affair. I was talking about the UG experience of 1958.... Dark bar, sleazy dark soi in Bkk. Come on UG, you tell the story much better than me. Don't be shy, your amongst friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Brasco Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Nope. Had a gf once again who said she could always tell because they smelled like men. Even the really pretty ones. Their faces always give their game away. Feet. Hands. Mannerisms. The male "copulative stare" is considerably longer. One need not be rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 When myself and some friends went to Pattaya, and were sitting listening to the band, one of them was missing, he later appeared with a very beautiful "girl", I was really fooled until he introduced her/him to us. He was sitting next to her/him in his usual attire, wife beater, shorts, tattooes, fat belly, facial hair. I don't believe that anyone passing by would have looked and said to themselves "that's a ladyboy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 first night in Thailand- best BJ ever... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiberius Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 How about all the ladyboys who have passed you in the street and you haven't detected them? Male pride excludes many from thinking they have missed one. You can be sure you've drank, chatted and probably been noshed off by one without knowing it if you've spent any time in the "bars". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Never, honest Guv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Never. The radar is working fine thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Nope. Had a gf once again who said she could always tell because they smelled like men. Even the really pretty ones. Their faces always give their game away. Feet. Hands. Mannerisms. The male "copulative stare" is considerably longer. One need not be rude. Copulative stare. I don't think my device has that setting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Amazing how many could afford top shelf lady boy while whining about 2 baht price rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygourmet Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Not in Thailand but at Le Piano Bar in Papeete, Tahiti: yes... Tanamur Discotheque, in Jakarta, as well actually... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Once when I first started visiting Thailand, but luckily the real girls warned me before I actually did anything.Last time you told this story you told me you woke up with a sore ring and 500 baht left on your bedside table. So which 'story' is it old boy? It seems that you are projecting your own sordid fantasies. No, my encounter was a "lower shelf" affair. I was talking about the UG experience of 1958.... Dark bar, sleazy dark soi in Bkk. Come on UG, you tell the story much better than me. Don't be shy, your amongst friends. I wasn't even born yet. You can come clean now Nevedie. It sounds like you had an exciting youth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Once when I first started visiting Thailand, but luckily the real girls warned me before I actually did anything.Last time you told this story you told me you woke up with a sore ring and 500 baht left on your bedside table. So which 'story' is it old boy? It seems that you are projecting your own sordid fantasies. No, my encounter was a "lower shelf" affair. I was talking about the UG experience of 1958.... Dark bar, sleazy dark soi in Bkk. Come on UG, you tell the story much better than me. Don't be shy, your amongst friends. I wasn't even born yet. You can come clean now Nevedie. It sounds like you had an exciting youth. I'm calling BS on that one. You have to be at least a 1940's model........or at least you look like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 OP I think your friend wanted to be "fooled". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 If any single guy who likes a drink tells me he has never been fooled by a ladyboy, I call him a liar. We all have been fooled, the difference being to what level it went. I was fooled many times to differing degrees. Getting oral sex, it is practically impossible, and if you don't know then there's no problem, is there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 i played pool in pattaya many years ago with one for ages, before she droped the bomb on me,, i didnt know,, nothing happened but i did have a good laugh with her/him, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 And then there's the urban legend story about the bloke that took a barfine home to discover that the elevators in his condo were out of order. He and the girl climbed 28 flights of stairs to the condo where he finally discovered she was in fact a "he". His first thought on having climbed 28 flights for nothing were - "Bugger it'. So he did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2fishin2 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 A while back an Italian filed for divorce (in Italy) after discovering his dearly beloved was a fella. The katoey had successfully fooled him for 6 months. I am still a virgin, and plan to stay that way - every day. Thai promise. BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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