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My secret, sexy - did I forget to mention - centenarian admirer

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There's a Thai woman in my village who I'm pretty certain is secretly attracted to me.

I am getting to an age -- (60+) -- where I am grateful for interest of any kind from the opposite sex, but in this case there are two big problems.

The first is that I am happily married. At least that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

But the second problem is a bit more serious.

It's kind of tough for me to spit this out, but unless I'm terrible at guessing ages, the woman in question is about 100 years old.

Even though she's getting pretty long in the tooth, she still has an unmistakable lusty gleam in her eyes, and she also has this strangely erotic way of licking her lips whenever she sees me, which I'll admit is kind of a turn-on. It also doesn't help that she seems to almost never wears undergarments, and sometimes accidentally-on-purpose gives me a free peek at her briskets and tenderloins.

So my question is:

Should I string her along and be nice to her, and hope that Father Time resolves this problem for me, or should I just go for it, and give the old gal the roll in the hay I know she wants? If anyone out there has any experience with really older women, I'd especially like to hear from you.

Thank you in advance for your help.

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  • Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you. You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it? What are you thinking about? This is the lowest of the low I'v

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  • It wouldn't exactly be a village secret....major loss of face for your family & somehow chowing down on and lubricating the cobwebs of a 100 y/o does not sound so good.....maybe 4 25 y/o at one ti

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Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

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It wouldn't exactly be a village secret....major loss of face for your family & somehow chowing down on and lubricating the cobwebs of a 100 y/o does not sound so good.....maybe 4 25 y/o at one time would be a better compromise.....

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Without pictures, it's not worth debating

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If you are even considering a 100 year old, please keep your wife hidden from the public eye!!

Time for another visit to the shrink..........................coffee1.gif

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It gets crazier and crazier on here.

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Yep, go for it!

What could possibly go wrong. rolleyes.gif

Does she have money?

if i were the op, i would be very very careful, there may be a jealous boyfriend hiding in the wings and this will become a love triangle with tragic results. nothing is for sure but there may be no cobwebs in this old gal.

wife worked in a nursing type facility for a while and it was not unheard of to catch the residents playing musical beds of an evening. Maybe the op's wife could invite the old gal around for a confab, it could be she is just looking for some small talk.

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Does she have money?

Not yet, but wait until the payout once she wins her bet.

Jinjoke or Tokay Gecko?

Go for it.. She is probably thinking the same about you..

You got yourself a G.IL.F. (Grandmom I'd like to F) there mate. Dem cougars be cracking mon. Enjoy the bumpy ride smile.png

PS. Awesome trolling smile.png

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I should be ashamed of this but I'm not,

When I was about 20, I rented a roomarrow-10x10.png in a house owned by a 64 year old alcoholic woman. I owed a few weeks rent and one day she knocked at my door in a flimsy negligee and told me we could work something out re the rent. We did and I now know how these lovely Thai girlies feel when they are with some fat farang three times their age. It wasn't something I wanted to repeat hence I was never late with the rent again!!

Regarding your secret admirer, call her bluff!

Surely no secrete in village all people know each other and i think after you go on with the 100 y/o laday, she will hint to you wife that you are also her husband then finally you will have big trouble. If you read the newspapers in daily , so many couple killed their partners because of affair.

Probably having a roll in the hay with a 100 year old is only one step away from becoming a necrophiliac.

On the other-hand if the lady in question is loaded then it maybe in our Gecko123 interests to keep the lady happy and on her good side. Let`s face it, women go with much older men all the time if there is lots of money involved, so why not the opposite way round?

It wouldn't exactly be a village secret....major loss of face for your family & somehow chowing down on and lubricating the cobwebs of a 100 y/o does not sound so good.....maybe 4 25 y/o at one time would be a better compromise.....

I would say look at the menu and go home and order at home

You are one sick puppyw00t.gif

take an iron with you for the wrinkly bits......... yours, not hers, it will give her something to do after your quickie

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It wouldn't exactly be a village secret....major loss of face for your family & somehow chowing down on and lubricating the cobwebs of a 100 y/o does not sound so good.....maybe 4 25 y/o at one time would be a better compromise.....

pgrahmm:

Thank you your suggestion about looking for a four for one special instead.

I can tell you have a background in marketing smile.png .

This suggestion is very tempting, but I have to be honest, four 25 year olds would be three too many for me.

Gecko shame on you. Don't go straight for the roll. Take her into town for a few drinks, loud music, and a game of billiards. Buy her a black miniskirt, white tee shirt and high heels. Negotiate a price and then jump her. Like any normal Thai/ farang courtship.

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Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

Costas:

I'm not sure if I like the tone of your post. smile.png

First of all, who said she has no teeth?

Secondly, I am a very considerate lover and I would never try to dictate what direction the love making takes with my partner. For goodness sake, this woman is old enough to be my mother, maybe even my grandmother, not some common prostitute! Please show my paramour the respect she deserves when discussing her in the future.

Finally, and I'll admit I might be rationalizing, but I really don't see having an extra-marital affair with a 100 year old woman as cheating on my wife. I see it more as community outreach work. Again, perhaps I'm not being honest with myself and have lost my moral compass, but I don't think moral judgments are the order of the day here.

as the old saying goes...on an old ship you learn sailing....

or............"The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune".

Be faithful to your wife not just because you love each other but because Thailand is the number one country for member reattachments. coffee1.gif

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