nongsung Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I know what you mean, there's one in my village too, although 'only' approx. 70+ Cheeky smiles, some 'accidentally' showing of flesh and never wears a bra. You can see she was a bit of a stunner in her early days and like you I'm in my 60's. She's in my age bracket! But, a small community and a marriage (both) prevent pursuing my naughty ideas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILT Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hey that's someones grandmother!! <deleted> are you thinking and the comments prodding you on? Lowest of the low...If that was my relative and you attempted a shagged..you would not be able to live in Thailand.... You may need medication to combat your crazy ideas.... Unbelievable... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccraw Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Buy her a pet rabbit and some lettuce. She will figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 go for it ..............many a good tune played on an old fiddle lets us all know the result i.e, was it any good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hey that's someones grandmother!! <deleted> are you thinking and the comments prodding you on? Lowest of the low...If that was my relative and you attempted a shagged..you would not be able to live in Thailand.... You may need medication to combat your crazy ideas.... Unbelievable... She's not your grandmother, is she? And I know she's not my grandmother. Why can't you just be happy for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILT Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> Hey that's someones grandmother!! <deleted> are you thinking and the comments prodding you on? Lowest of the low...If that was my relative and you attempted a shagged..you would not be able to live in Thailand.... You may need medication to combat your crazy ideas.... Unbelievable... She's not your grandmother, is she? And I know she's not my grandmother. Why can't you just be happy for us? Lucky for you she's not...but she is someones right? Happy? more like happily disgusted...Gecko and all your supporters "what gutter does thous minds roam" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillyflower Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Geckos lose their tails when they are nervous or alarmed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loles Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 So the solutions for your problems: 1. Do try to find your medicine at home! 2. If did, take in immediately, and next time don't forget! 3. If didn't, see your doctor and ask new and stronger dose! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 My advice? First send her a card and right after go get some <deleted> help or at best wake up from your dream state you silly old fart!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuskfish Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 no form of infidelity is acceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovaltech Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 picture please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HidyHo Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Disgusting. I'm more wondering about those that are requesting photos .... nothing to see here, move along .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csabo Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) "Older woman"?! This an older womans grandmother! What happens when you're in the saddle and you hear bones breaking?? And my GF's grandmother kicked at 113 so don't count on Father Time either. OMG this is gross to think about. UPDATE: Gecko PM'd me a pic Edited January 13, 2015 by csabo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovaltech Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hidyho, if at 100 she still looks atractive.... how do her granddaughters looks like :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you. You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it? What are you thinking about? This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard. For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo Costas. Didn't you read the thread yesterday about TVF abbreviations. What is a BJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floater 7 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Well...if you've done it all. As a Thai would say.."up to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Probably having a roll in the hay with a 100 year old is only one step away from becoming a necrophiliac. On the other-hand if the lady in question is loaded then it maybe in our Gecko123 interests to keep the lady happy and on her good side. Let`s face it, women go with much older men all the time if there is lots of money involved, so why not the opposite way round? If an old, fat, tattooed, facial haired female millionairess wanted me, I would still run a mile, even if I was still single. That applies even if she doesn't have facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you. You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it? What are you thinking about? This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard. For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo Costas. Didn't you read the thread yesterday about TVF abbreviations. What is a BJ? Why do I get the feeling that you want me suspended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Surely no secrete in village all people know each other and i think after you go on with the 100 y/o laday, she will hint to you wife that you are also her husband then finally you will have big trouble. If you read the newspapers in daily , so many couple killed their partners because of affair. Actually, I think that this is one affair where if the OP's wife ever finds out, she may just burst out in hysterical laughter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louse1953 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Dementia.Her,not you,well maybe not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikiea Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 a hundred year old's mouth is kinda a turn on? you have mommy issue's, pervs are everywhere! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity24 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Go for it! But negotiate a decent sin sot with her parents first. Am I allowed to laugh on this matter?because I'm dying to;p;))) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity24 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Leave the old woman alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louse1953 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Probably having a roll in the hay with a 100 year old is only one step away from becoming a necrophiliac. On the other-hand if the lady in question is loaded then it maybe in our Gecko123 interests to keep the lady happy and on her good side. Let`s face it, women go with much older men all the time if there is lots of money involved, so why not the opposite way round? What if the orgasm killed her and you didn't know,and you kept at it.Then you have to face the pooyai.Granny killer.Then you have to face the missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you. You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it? What are you thinking about? This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard. For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo Costas: I'm not sure if I like the tone of your post. First of all, who said she has no teeth? Secondly, I am a very considerate lover and I would never try to dictate what direction the love making takes with my partner. For goodness sake, this woman is old enough to be my mother, maybe even my grandmother, not some common prostitute! Please show my paramour the respect she deserves when discussing her in the future. Finally, and I'll admit I might be rationalizing, but I really don't see having an extra-marital affair with a 100 year old woman as cheating on my wife. I see it more as community outreach work. Again, perhaps I'm not being honest with myself and have lost my moral compass, but I don't think moral judgments are the order of the day here. Sorry Gecko, I didn't mean to be harsh on you.......not really..........Ah OK, may be a little bit......................... And I do admit you didn't mention teeth but 100yo wouldn't have many teeth left.......I imagine.......so I offered my valuable advice to you......to help you out of your predicament........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Sorry but I've just had terrible thoughts that do not belong in my head.... You mentioned she is showing a bit of flesh, was it a Brazilian? I know, sick............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you. You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it? What are you thinking about? This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard. For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo Costas. Didn't you read the thread yesterday about TVF abbreviations. What is a BJ? Why do I get the feeling that you want me suspended? No way. I'll have no-one to pick on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captnhoy Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 What if she gets pregnant? Clearly you are unaware of the silver lining in these affairs of the geriatric heart They don't tell They don't swell They are grateful as Hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 You guys ever seen the movie Harold and Maude? It's a really beautiful love story about a young man and an older woman. I've seen this movie dozens and dozens of times, and I recommend it to everyone. Just because I'm attracted to a 100 year old woman doesn't mean I've thrown all my aesthetic standards about female beauty out the window. I can't show you her picture out of respect for her privacy, but trust me, this woman is hot for her age. I really can't understand why my interest in an older woman isn't getting more support. After all the stories you read on TVF about guys chasing after younger women, I would have thought my story would be a refreshing change of pace. I'm starting to feel like I have a big blind spot in the self-awareness department. What am I missing here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you. You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it? What are you thinking about? This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard. For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo Ageism is just another form of discrimination, besides, if you look behind her right ear, you'll see her 'use by' date 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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