A few "pub" questions..

[sipi]

I've had a few quiet drinks, and have a few quiet questions; after all, we are at the pub...

Do you own a Thai tee-shirt?

I have bought a few over the years. The odd "beer chang" singlet, or that bizarre off-orange colored "Bangkok" tee-shirt to give to a friend or two. But I never owned one myself until yesterday. Thanks Phaunwhan for a belated XMas present. A black Thailand shirt thank goodness.

Have you ever shat yourself?

Seriously, I haven't.....yet. I have come bloody close a few times, but never actually had to 'clean myself up' so to speak.

I thought I did, a long time ago. Father-in-law, wife and I went off three-up on a Honda Wave to visit Grandma (who has since passed on). Man, I am sure I passed more than a hot-fart. When we arrived at Grandmas I politely refused to get off the motorbike thinking that I had stained my pants. Talk about awkward. When we arrived back home I checked myself, I was as dry as a desert. Couldn't believe it.

Over to you.....

[champers]

I hope you feel better when you sober up. Then you could start a new thread: "The stupid threads we start when we are drunk"

[Crazy chef 1]

Sipi you drink too much...nothing of the above mentioned things happened to me neither here or back in the old country...except that i was heavily pissed...

[sipi]

I hope you feel better when you sober up. Then you could start a new thread: "The stupid threads we start when we are drunk"

Not drunk. I have literally had a few drinks..

Anyway...

[sipi]

Sipi you drink too much...nothing of the above mentioned things happened to me neither here or back in the old country...except that i was heavily pissed...

Hey I was sober when I thought I shat myself. I was also sober when I never bought a Thailand tee-shirt. I am also sober now...

I have had 3 drinks, anyway,......

[Gecko123]

Sipi:

Get a Grip-i.

[sipi]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

[Gecko123]

Love you, man.

[pgrahmm]

Tees are hard to find in big sizes here but the missus tries to find matching for us and so have some I will wear around the house.....

The other nope...Sipi try hard not to combine the two any time soon huh..!

3 drinks...my mugs hold 700m so 3 here can nail ya quickly.....

[sipi]

Oh come on Gents. This isn't about tee shirts and pooping oneself. Are there any other "Thai myths" we can dispel at the local pub?

[champers]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

Assume what you like; your thread is still garbage. You can do better. Maybe tomorrow, eh?

[Crazy chef 1]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

the latter one junior chef is doing on a daily base...

[sipi]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

Assume what you like; your thread is still garbage. You can do better. Maybe tomorrow, eh?

Thanks for your input. You have nothing of substance to offer. Goodbye.

Anyway....

[sipi]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

the latter one junior chef is doing on a daily base...

Uriel is growing so fast. It gets better by the day CC.

[stat088]

I have had a few Thai shirts but not in the last ten years.

I know several Expats who have have accidentally done number two, myself included. Lucky i have a bathroom next to my office and nobody noticed the funny walk.

I only wear dark suits now.

[Crazy chef 1]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

the latter one junior chef is doing on a daily base...

Uriel is growing so fast. It gets better by the day CC.

you are so right bro...58 cm and 6 kg...in the old days i spent my money on beer and fags now on powder milk and nappies...but I think i said this before,still a great experience..

[sipi]

I can assume that Champers and CC have a wardrobe full of Thailand tee-shirts, and have shat themselves regularly in public....

Anyway.....

the latter one junior chef is doing on a daily base...

Uriel is growing so fast. It gets better by the day CC.

you are so right bro...58 cm and 6 kg...in the old days i spent my money on beer and fags now on powder milk and nappies...but I think i said this before,still a great experience..

As per PM CC, it gets better by the day. My son is 4 and a half years old. I have literally had 40,000 hours of pure fun.

[Crazy chef 1]

i just wish i would have more time...and soon i will buy him a Thai T- shirt to accomplish the mission his father hasn't done so far...

[sipi]

i just wish i would have more time...and soon i will buy him a Thai T- shirt to accomplish the mission his father hasn't done so far...

Hey CC. Please give Uncle Phil and Aunty Tuk the honor of buying Uriel his first "been there, done that" shirt.

[Crazy chef 1]

i just wish i would have more time...and soon i will buy him a Thai T- shirt to accomplish the mission his father hasn't done so far...

Hey CC. Please give Uncle Phil and Aunty Tuk the honor of buying Uriel his first "been there, done that" shirt.

the honor would be on our side-cheers mate. btw are you already back or still in OZ?