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"SUPPORT A PISS 'EAD - BUY YORKY A DRINK"

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"Think of Yorky... install soft flooring.."

totster :o

Mild Green Thairish Liquid.

A new take on the old Fairy ads!

I remember this slogan too..

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Thairish!

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"You will not use thaivisa.com to post any material which is knowingly or can be reasonably construed as takin the piss (including against yorky)"

Every Kiss Begins With Yorkie.

Take Two Bottles into the Yorkie?

Ribbed For Her Yorkie

Washing Machines Live Longer With Yorkie

:o:D:D:D

This site is great..:

I'm Only Here For The Muckypups.

Full Of Eastern Muckypups

Ask the Man From the Muckypups.

Spreads Straight from the Muckypups.

:o

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Lindsaybkk.

The Joy of Lindsaybkk.

My Goodness, my Lindsaybkk.

My Anti-drug is Lindsaybkk.

Lindsaybkk really satisfies.

Get in my Lindsaybkk.

If you've got the time, we've got the Lindsaybkk.

The coolest Lindsaybkk on ice.

We bring Lindsaybkk to life.

Leaves Your Lindsaybkk Minty not Mediciney.

Pride of the Lindsaybkk For Over a Hundred Years.

The Better Way to Start the Lindsaybkk.

:D:o:D:D

Why I like the anonymity of nicks on TV....

"TopTuan--Unseen in Thailand"

Don't Get Mad, Get Leslie.

what did I do?

Great thread Kayo! :D

Always After Me Chopper. :D

She Who Thinks Chopper Drinks Chopper. :o

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Chopper. :D

Best leave it there methinks! :D

Wait Till We Get Our Samui Coconut On You. :o

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Tywais!

I Wish They All Could Be Tywais Girls.

Ding-Dong! Tywais Calling!

There's Always Room For Artisan

Moms Like You Choose Artisan

There's First Love, and There's Artisan Love

Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Artisan

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Artisan

I'm not Just the Artisan, I'm a Member

Cleans Right Round The Artisan

There's no Wrong Way to Eat an Artisan

I Like the Artisan in You

Is this a porn site or what? I could go on forever!!!!!

Artisan, thats what I was thinking. It just kept ‘pumping’ out those suggestive slogans.

Very funny though. :o

The Samui Coconut Effect

As you can see below

The Samui Coconut is Mightier than the Sword

Well, that’s me

America's Most Trusted Samui Coconut

Thailand’s as well :D

The Real Smell of Samui Coconut

How do you know ? :D

Bring Out The Samui Coconut

Here I am !

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Samui Coconut.

You must have very good teeth ! :D

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Samui Coconut.

Soft ?

Give That Man A Samui Coconut

If he hasn’t got any :D

Kids Will Do Anything For Samui Coconut

Oopps ! :D

Vorsprung Durch Samui Coconut

Sounds too German

Break Me Off a Piece of That Samui Coconut

Good luck !

Gee, Your Samui Coconut Smells Terrific

Really ? :o

Samui Coconut Keeps Going and Going

As one can see…. :D

Australians Wouldn't Give A Samui Coconut For Anything Else.

Are Aussie really that bad ?

What Can Samui Coconut Do For You?

Actually a lot… :D

It Makes Your Samui Coconut Smack

Ouch ! :D

Whatever You're Into, Get Into Samui Coconut

Oh no, I am straight guys ! :D

Mine

" Don't leave home without Lampard"

ME2 !!

Don't Leave Home Without Ivanlaw.

(I try not to) :o

P-P-P-Pick Up A Lacoste.

I put in Lady boy and this came back

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Lady Boy

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Lady Boy.

Things Go Better with a Lady Boy.

Fresh from the Captain's Lady Boy.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Lady Boy.

Big Chocolate Lady Boy.

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yess, erm.. until the inevitable lady boy insertion, these two pages, reading all your slogans, has had me positivily laughing my arse off out loud in this coffee shop... Coulnd´t stop.

thanks guys.

"Give that man a tuky"

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Tuky."

"Turn loose the tuky"

"Beanz Meanz Tuky."

"Cuts Tuky Time in Half."

"Cuts Tuky Time in Half."

Your wife might object from your six minute sessions to 3 minutes. :o

"Did somebody say Ashacat?"

:o

:o There's More Than One Way To Eat A Rio666uk. :D
The Man From Sbk, he says "Yes"

But I'm a woman :o

For The Sbk You Don't Yet Know.

Now, this one is better. Woman of mystery :D

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Mp5.

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A Boo Works Wonders. :o

You Can't Get Quicker Than a Scouse Fitter.

Scouse.

Should have read

cant get quicker than a Scouse tyre thief :o:D

You Can't Get Quicker Than a Scouse Fitter.

Scouse.

Should have read

cant get quicker than a Scouse tyre thief :o:D

Join two together

If you can't empty a skip.... p p p p pick up a scouser. :D:D

(P.S. it's a long standing joke that in Liverpool, it is impossible to fill a skip)

Let The Redrus Take The Strain. :D

Hope It's Redrus, It's Redrus, We Hope It's Redrus... :D

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Redrus. :D

Please Don't Squeeze The Redrus. :D

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Redrus On Your Knife. :o

I Can't Believe It's Not Redrus. :D

I Want My Redrus. :D

Do The Redrus....... :D (not the hustle) da da da dada dadadada.....

redrus

*Simple Impartial Redrus. (not sure on this one though)

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Go Crack A Nongwahyay!!

I like it!!!!!!

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