A girl wont leave my home

[losgrad]

Bringing in another girl could do the job too...

Bring 2-3 girls who are friends with each other. However, the landlord and ghosts would be my first option.

[nithisa78]

Lend her some money. You'll never see her again.

no, no, her, not you.

[Jungle Jim]

Answer: (1) Booze (2) Zero Common sense (3) Just Plain Dumb (4) Too lazy to learn Thai and get a girl that does not work in a bar. (5) Alcoholics typical brainless foreigner in Thailand chooses a bar girl/HOOKER for a girl friend or a wife. Thousands do and more are getting off the plane daily. No sympathy for these morons.

Why, oh why do guys insist on a live-in GF? Unless you're going to marry the girl, never, never have her live with you. Especially BG's/ex-BG's. I see guys making this mistake time and time again. Why won't they ever learn?

[nithisa78]

Here's the thing. In the large majority of these situations the foreigner has tried not to pay for sex by giving the prostitute the impression that he likes her in a "romantic" way. He lets her stay with him, wines her and dines her and plays casanova. He gives her confusing messages about his intentions and acts in entirely the opposite way a normal paying client would. Then, when he's had enough of leading her on, he wants to kick her out fast. The girl then rightly is upset, angry, or both, at having ben led a merry dance and having missed out on the opportunity to earn money. The foreign man's ego tells him he must be a really handsome man. He feels empowered at having such control over an impoverished prostitute in a third world country, living out a fantasy that he has a woman that "just won't leave me alone". Well here's the truth. You're not irreplaceable and probably not as good in bed as you think. Pay the girl for the time you stole and let her get on with her life. And next time play by the rules and play fair.

Kenny, you are spot on.

give double the amount. the being a jerk tax. predator.

[Jungle Jim]

I love the "My Friend" stories. Always involves a bar girl or over staying in the country. No sympathy for MORONS!

another silly "behalf of my friend" thread where the OPs are ashamed to admit it's themselves

[Travelman868]

bkkheat.

Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control.

Or he could take a Katoey home with him

Oh do be a bit bright, if he's having a problem getting a girl out, how would he deal with Katoey.

[mca]

another silly "behalf of my friend" thread where the OPs are ashamed to admit it's themselves

I think you're being very unfair. For example my friend ( who incidentally has no access to a computer or the internet but has heard of TVF) asked if I'd post on his behalf.

He picked up this rough as a robber's dog up-country buffalo katoey from Morchit Bus Station who resembled a dockworker who' s face looked like it has caught fire and someone had put it out with a shovel. On the way home in a tuk tuk realized that the larb he'd had for lunch was about to make a liquid guest appearance via the old tradesman's entrance. Before he had a chance to tell the tuk tuk to stop his back passage had erupted in Krakatoa-like proportions covering the unfortunate tood and uncle driving the tuk tuk in what looked like an explosion in a Willy Wonka factory. Fleeing from the vehicle he managed to remove his "slightly soiled" underwear and trousers and is currently hiding behind a bush in Lumpini Park with his tackle out covered in Eartha Kitt. What advice should I give him? Answers asap please the battery on my Samsung is nearly dead...DOH!

[greatlistener]

warn your friend he may get the sudden impulse to commit suicide naked at 5am if he doesn't sort this soon

[greatlistener]

Take her back to the bar you found her in or find her another foreign sucker.

the bar 'his friend' found her in!

[arunsakda]

This guy told me he had this problem in the days before mobiles/Internet at home with some lazy slut in the US who stayed in his apt all day watching soap operas and chatting on the telephone. He tried to break up with her but she would not leave He had his phone line and cable TV turned off and she split.

[tw25rw]

H-Block dirty protest.. (taps nose knowingly)

[cruisemonkey]

Alternatively to all these suggestions, you could just grow some balls.

My thoughts exactly.

[CharlieH]

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[Kaalle]

Burp and fart like a red neck mountain man and she'll leave, tried and true method....

I do that and it has only made my gf start doing the same. Its ok though, her farts don't smell nearly as bad as mine.

[CharlieH]

Given the tone this has descended to, now moving to the Pub

MOVED

[msealey]

OP I wish both you and your friend well in all your future endeavors and hope the girls OK too, sounds like she's a bit troubled is all and reaching out for someone take care.

[TomYumpoochai]

This is genuine...right? I had to read crap like this on another forum full of idiots and now here.
Ok. So its for real.....you see that door she came in through? IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.

[msealey]

This is genuine...right? I had to read crap like this on another forum full of idiots and now here.

Ok. So its for real.....you see that door she came in through? IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.

What a crude, vulgar and unnecessary comment from now on I'll be taking the moral high ground in all my posts. May I remind you that you don't HAVE to read through anything and to call the forum full of idiots when it's a forum which you yourself are among is self deprecating at best.

I wish you well but hope you can become a cleaner, more enlightened poster.

[ggt]

Make sure you hide all sharp objects...kitchen knives...scissors...and such....NO I am not kidding...experience talking here...

[96tehtarp]

Others have said "grow some balls."

That's easy enough if you have some idea what to do with said balls. If the OP is unsure I offer my experience from years ago.

I've had a similar problem in a rented condo with a girl who would not leave. I waited till she left to the market, changed the locks, dumped all of her stuff at the office, and went to Vietnam and Cambodia for three months.

When I returned she did come sniffing around. I went to Chiang Mai.

Eventually she gave up on trying to live off of the gravy train that was supposed to be me.

[ozyjon]

No money=no honey

Oh by the way what about that guy at the KFC,,,

remember, used the excuse, just going to the toilet

and never returned,, use that one.

[msealey]

Others have said "grow some balls."

That's easy enough if you have some idea what to do with said balls. If the OP is unsure I offer my experience from years ago.

I've had a similar problem in a rented condo with a girl who would not leave. I waited till she left to the market, changed the locks, dumped all of her stuff at the office, and went to Vietnam and Cambodia for three months.

When I returned she did come sniffing around. I went to Chiang Mai.

Eventually she gave up on trying to live off of the gravy train that was supposed to be me.

I think you may have the term "balls" confused with the slang term for ladies bits.

In slang the term balls relates to bravery. In a relationship waiting til your girlfriend leaves the house to change the locks and run away to a different country where she can't catch up with you for several months is in fact so cowardly most people would deem it beyond pathetic.

Running away again to Chiangmai was a bit braver to be fair, as in theory she may have coincedently bumped into your during her travels and asked for any remaining missing stuff.

[LuckyLew]

Do not give her a friicken thing

Pick her up, carry her out

Put her on curb and return inside

Lock door behind you

Man up

[mad mary]

Jungle Jim considering you have nothing to do with these idiots & have never been with a hooker, you sure do go on about them in great detail ,in every single post you make.

[Jungle Jim]

Sorry i forgot (His Friend)

Take her back to the bar you found her in or find her another foreign sucker.

the bar 'his friend' found her in!

[mad mary]

Answer: Because there are so many DUMB foreigners in Thailand that get involved with HOOKERS.

Jungle Jim considering you have nothing to do with these idiots & have never been with a hooker, you sure do go on about them in great detail ,in every single post you make.

Why does it bother you so much that you vent your disdain for them in every single post you make?

[CharlieH]

"bating" post removed.

Argue, discuss, whatever, but lets not get personal please.

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[CharlieH]

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[Jungle Jim]

Answer: Zero ! Does that bother you?

How much did you get taken for Jimbo?

[metisdead]

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