Just a quick laugh…

Johnny wanted to nail a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a £100 if

you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be

finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....

so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able

to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting

for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what

happened......

She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing

to it and getting screwed !

LaoPo

I´m trying that with the next cute waitress we fire...

very good!

I´m trying that with the next cute waitress we fire...

I didn't know you had one, Kayo

LaoPo

I don´t.... But then.. I only insinuated I had one to fire...

I don´t.... But then.. I only insinuated I had one to fire...

Nice dream...!

LaoPo