Sexy plumbers and electricians to made available for luxury Bangkok condo

Please send someone as ugly as sin but who knows the meaning of 'earth' and 'ground'

When designing the electrical system for my house, I went through three electrical engineers. The first didn't understand the concept of grounding, The second had no idea of cable sizing. The third couldn't get his head around voltage drops.

In the end I bought a copy of UK specs and designed the system myself.

The MEA said they wouldn't install my (3-phase) meter until the wiring was complete, for safety reasons. I told them to have a look at my design, and they installed the meter the next day.

I'm also comfortably taller than 168 cm, but beauty or ugliness is in the eye of the beholder. My consulting rates are competitive with UK electricians, so hiring me to advise on how to change a light bulb should not cost more the the amounts specified.

Splendid, can you come out to my house and check the outdoor lighting system that our 'electrician' installed and advise whether it is grounded or not?