Now I know what my problem is

[Robby nz]

I went to my doctor last week, because I just wasn’t feeling right. I had no idea what my problem was. I was diagnosed with AAADD. Thank goodness he was able to identify my problem. So here it goes.

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Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder – “AAADD”
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder

This is how it manifests:

• I decide to water my garden

• As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing

• As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car

• I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full

• So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first

• But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first

• I take my check book off the table and see that there is only one check left

• My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking

• I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside So that I don't accidentally knock it over

• I notice the Pepsi is getting warm, so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold

• As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye…they need water

• I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning

• I decided I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers

• I set the glasses back down on the counter, filled a container with water and suddenly spotted the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table

• I realized that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table

• So I decided to put the remote back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers

• I poured some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spilled on the floor

• So, I set the remote back on the table, got some towels and wiped up the spill

• Then, I headed down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do

• At the end of the day:
o The car isn't washed
o The bills aren't paid
o There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
o The flowers don't have enough water
o There is still only 1 check in my check book
o I can't find the remote
o I can't find my glasses
o I don't remember what I did with the car keys

When I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

P.S.I don't remember if I told you this before, if I did, I'm sorry.

Edited March 21, 2015 by Robby nz

[steve187]

i was going to write something as i had clicked on the reply button, but now the page is open, i can't remember but i was going to post'

still maybe later

[Brit_Doggie]

Nice amusing story about the one day in my life, i'm b&^^%dY Exhausted after reading that i gotta go lay down,but first i gotta make a appointent with doc bc i think i got reverse AAADD and thats a terminal illness if ever i saw one.