Vogele123 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What was the most "Foolish Thing" you did or had done to you today for April Fools Day? Mine started about 2:30a.m, my 13 year old son woke up put on his GoPro and filmed himself painting my face blue with indelible marker pen while I slept! I only realised it had happened when I woke up this morning, opened the PC and found a big "HA HA" video file on my desktop - then looked in the mirror and found I had been well and truly "Inked". My revenge for this was to turn off all the water outlets to the bathroom, no flush no bum gun no nothing. Due to his rather late night, he didn't take a dump until almost 1PM, but he sat sort of stunned on the bog for 15 minutes trying to clean his ass with a non functioning bum squirter! (There was no toilet paper) I Then rewatched our great leaders incoherent babble talk from Saturday night, as I am in the process of ridiculing him courtesy of Adobe Premiere, just for posterity, to make sure he is well recorded with his ilk Sathip etc. Then I read the complete garbage that was supposed to be funny - posted on Thai Visa about 90 day reports at 7/11....no doubt there will be a few falangs demanding the service at the corner shop counter, but REALLY? did it have to be that pathetic? We already know that they cannot even get their National Website up and running to record a 90 day report via the legitamate Immigration sites! (Actually, thinking about it, I bet 7/11 would have this working in a day if they got 50 Baht a go!) Then foolishly, I tried to register my 90 day report online......well what a waste of valuable computing power that one turned out to be! Maybe dear leader can prioritise that under his Section 44! I read his comments about bringing in measures to improve airline safety - the retard didn't give a toss about whether planes were safe or people could die he stated that things had to be done because "Obviously we are losing money"!! What a cretin. The one thin I was really pleased to read today were the comments here on Thai Visa regarding clause 44, initialy it looked like a lot of people thought it was OK and nothing to worry about - things certainly seemed to have taken a turn for the better with a lot of Thais and falangs voicing their doubts! If this phsycho gets his way god knows what will happen to Thailand. Lastly, I had 4 bottles of Chang and went for a bike ride! Anyway, have a happy fool day! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 It would be really nice if there was a way of copying text from a note file or word file and pasting it into a post on TV....is it that difficult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 What was the most "Foolish Thing" you did or had done to you today for April Fools Day? Mine started about 2:30a.m, my 13 year old son woke up put on his GoPro and filmed himself painting my face blue with indelible marker pen while I slept! I only realised it had happened when I woke up this morning, opened the PC and found a big "HA HA" video file on my desktop - then looked in the mirror and found I had been well and truly "Inked". My revenge for this was to turn off all the water outlets to the bathroom, no flush no bum gun no nothing. Due to his rather late night, he didn't take a dump until almost 1PM, but he sat sort of stunned on the bog for 15 minutes trying to clean his ass with a non functioning bum squirter! (There was no toilet paper) I Then rewatched our great leaders incoherent babble talk from Saturday night, as I am in the process of ridiculing him courtesy of Adobe Premiere, just for posterity, to make sure he is well recorded with his ilk Sathip etc. Then I read the complete garbage that was supposed to be funny - posted on Thai Visa about 90 day reports at 7/11....no doubt there will be a few falangs demanding the service at the corner shop counter, but REALLY? did it have to be that pathetic? We already know that they cannot even get their National Website up and running to record a 90 day report via the legitamate Immigration sites! (Actually, thinking about it, I bet 7/11 would have this working in a day if they got 50 Baht a go!) Then foolishly, I tried to register my 90 day report online......well what a waste of valuable computing power that one turned out to be! Maybe dear leader can prioritise that under his Section 44! I read his comments about bringing in measures to improve airline safety - the retard didn't give a toss about whether planes were safe or people could die he stated that things had to be done because "Obviously we are losing money"!! What a cretin. The one thin I was really pleased to read today were the comments here on Thai Visa regarding clause 44, initialy it looked like a lot of people thought it was OK and nothing to worry about - things certainly seemed to have taken a turn for the better with a lot of Thais and falangs voicing their doubts! If this phsycho gets his way god knows what will happen to Thailand. Lastly, I had 4 bottles of Chang and went for a bike ride! Anyway, have a happy fool day! Well, that is one way of doing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What is "Asias National Day" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) April Fools Day, Thailand being the hub of fools! Can you really imagine a country that is stupid enough to sacrifice what little democracy they have to that dip wit panda faced fool? They are giving this phsyco absolute power, they are making Lin Pings lesser half THE LAW!!!!!, this idiot can jail you kill you on a whim! and the country is letting him get away with it! At least Martial Law had a bit of LAW, this makes this creature the ultimate dictator, he has not even the decency to "Wai" another Thai, he is the most dangerous nutter since the 1970's. As long as you are "good people" he won't hang you from the lamp posts or shoot you for the hell of it from his helicopter! - Thais will regret the day they allowed this to happen AGAIN! Edited April 1, 2015 by Vogele123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Ahh ok my bad. I did not realise Thailand is actually "Asias"........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Played snooker............ .................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesofSmiles Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It would be really nice if there was a way of copying text from a note file or word file and pasting it into a post on TV....is it that difficult? Select all, copy, paste. CTRL-A CTRL-C CTRL-V 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 The last foolish thing of the day was trying to help their family! My wifes younger sister is coming back to stay, and as my wife works quite a few hours, usually between 9am and 8pm I suggested (foolishly - as a fool does) that I could help her sister out with a few Baht here and there for a BJ.....talk about a lead balloon.....oh well up to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 It would be really nice if there was a way of copying text from a note file or word file and pasting it into a post on TV....is it that difficult? Select all, copy, paste. CTRL-A CTRL-C CTRL-V Thanks, I'll try it next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sdanielmcev Posted April 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2015 I guess the most foolish thing I did today was read this thread. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I stopped breathing and only found out an hour later...........now I know some of you will be ecstatic to hear this I rang the Wife up and told her I did run over the neighbours dog a couple of weeks ago but its ok as I was aiming for the neighbour..........its hard to focus when driving at speed with the can of Chang in your hand though I managed to mop up the spills on my 2 week old string vest, found a space between the old vomit........must get a driving licence I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Moved to Pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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