terry57 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 If the somchais squat so close to the pan how come they miss so often or is this some sort of dirty luddite protest? heard a tale about a welshman about to teach his first class in some temple school and faced with a squatter he duly dumped his full pay load into the back of his cream coloured strides. Five minutes to class1 What would you do? urr, umm, 1. ring my mommy on my mobile phone and get her to bolt over with a new pair. 2. take my shitty daks off , leave them in the bog, and front the students up telling them i had been attacked and some bugger has knocked my daks off. not very hard if you put the brain matter in gear. any way cheers friend and i hope i've helped you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 and what has this got to do with Thailand? People who normally use squat loos getting the use of farang style loos wrong, has everything to do with Thailand ... totster And they break the seats for those who do want to sit!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I know its Khmer! - do public toilets in Thailand use the Khmer language for signs? and I'm not antagonistic!! Yes you are. At the cabaret show in CM there are signs similar to these.They put these signs up to lengthen the life of the dunny seat.... BTW, mittheimp, the Cabaret show is in Chiang Mai.Chiang Mai is in Thailand. I saw a hand written sign in the ford factory in Petony , chong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmart Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 How come there is never any toilet paper / tissue in these service stn loos? Because they use water to clean. Most public toilet don't have paper. Yes. From a bowl. How does that get used to clean up after? Do you have to use,...... your hand?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Have to admit to a slight advantage here having spent many years in my youth on a farm, the only option was to squat somewhere quiet in the field, with large leaves nearby, e.g.dockleaves, and use one to wipe and another to cover the turd, whilst making a mental note to never venture thereabouts again. A single handicap golfers' stance can also assist in the proper posture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I think it would be a good idea to make a sticky for the use of the squatter, Im positive every foreigner who first encounters the squatter are thinkg <deleted> is that and how the f$@k do I use it. My first trip I went on a squatter at singapore airport, I had no idea, spent like 5 mins thinking how am i gonna do this, after i used it i relised the one in the next cubical was a real toilet. In Thailand ive also learnt you MUST carry a roll of dunny paper with you. It will save your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 At the farang style (complete with bum gun) toilets we have at work, you wouldn't believe the number of cracked toilet seats from Thais who squat on the seats without lifting them first... and their bomb aiming skills would never have got them a job with the Royal Air Force.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 At the farang style (complete with bum gun) toilets we have at work, you wouldn't believe the number of cracked toilet seats from Thais who squat on the seats without lifting them first... and their bomb aiming skills would never have got them a job with the Royal Air Force.... Do they do it all over the seat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GracelessFawn Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 At the farang style (complete with bum gun) toilets we have at work, you wouldn't believe the number of cracked toilet seats from Thais who squat on the seats without lifting them first... and their bomb aiming skills would never have got them a job with the Royal Air Force.... Do they do it all over the seat?? This is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The last time i had to squat, was on a train from Chaiya Phuum. The carriage was bouncing around all over the track and let's just say "it affected my aim" Not to mention i thought i was going to fall down it. You Poo right onto the track you know, there aren't any tanks that they empty later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) When in thailand, I squat. I don´t sit like the sign says, unless i´m in a posh place or a farang friends western style house. With my back slightly straighter from proper squatting, I find my pooh exits easier... kayo look here mate, straight up here and no messing around, when my good self has to back one out, i'll squat, sit or stand on my frigging head if i have to. jesus mate, when you got to go, and you got to go now, its a no brainer. anyway kayo, nice work keeping your back straight when you are snapping one off, as its good for your posture cheers old mate Cheers Terry! Generally speaking, I have timed my ritual for the morning, after breakfast, and over here in Guatemala, I still squat, and use water not paper. (exporting thai culture you see.... ) So when I can, I get naked, sh1t, shower and shave in one extended session. not that it´s anybvody´s business, mind. If not, or if my body is not co operating with my schedule, I drop my kegs to my ankles, carefully keeeping the pockets straight, and pour the water carefully. Instead of a flat open bucket, I use a pitcher, so it pours easier. Regards, Kayo (wishing I had a bum gun here...) Edited September 7, 2006 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nostrel Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 personally i cant stand squatters as the distance between the porcelain and my member is too close- i like more 'headroom' ,so as to speak. and if i relax too much my privates are touching the porcelain. so its a sitdown for me thanks.its ok if you have a small weeny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmeriThai Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 How come there is never any toilet paper / tissue in these service stn loos? Some places provide a few sheets of toilet paper or tissue... but you have to pay for it. This thread reminds me that the World Toilet Show should be in BKK again pretty soon. Nothing better than seeing all the technoligical improvements and the latest fashion styles of the bathroom throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 How come there is never any toilet paper / tissue in these service stn loos? Some places provide a few sheets of toilet paper or tissue... but you have to pay for it. This thread reminds me that the World Toilet Show should be in BKK again pretty soon. Nothing better than seeing all the technoligical improvements and the latest fashion styles of the bathroom throne. And being accompanied by a small child who thinks they are all plumbed in Hanging my head in shame.... it's quite embarrassing. But funny later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 How come there is never any toilet paper / tissue in these service stn loos? Because they use water to clean. Most public toilet don't have paper. Yes. From a bowl. How does that get used to clean up after? Do you have to use,...... your hand?!?!?!? It just like when you forgot to leave the bar of choclate in the fridge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 and use water not paper. (exporting thai culture you see.... ) Using water is so much better than paper.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 How about this little beauty maybe we can patent a collapsible / backpackers model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Sorry Guys- attachment didn't work I'll get back to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Sorry Guys- attachment didn't workI'll get back to you I would worry about getting splashed on the legs... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmeriThai Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Sorry Guys- attachment didn't work I'll get back to you I would worry about getting splashed on the legs... totster Just wrap the shower curtain around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meemiathai Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) Sorry Guys- attachment didn't workI'll get back to you Cute. But can the seat be lifted up so I can squat on it? Edited September 8, 2006 by meemiathai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry57 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 When in thailand, I squat. I don´t sit like the sign says, unless i´m in a posh place or a farang friends western style house. With my back slightly straighter from proper squatting, I find my pooh exits easier... kayo look here mate, straight up here and no messing around, when my good self has to back one out, i'll squat, sit or stand on my frigging head if i have to. jesus mate, when you got to go, and you got to go now, its a no brainer. anyway kayo, nice work keeping your back straight when you are snapping one off, as its good for your posture cheers old mate Cheers Terry! Generally speaking, I have timed my ritual for the morning, after breakfast, and over here in Guatemala, I still squat, and use water not paper. (exporting thai culture you see.... ) So when I can, I get naked, sh1t, shower and shave in one extended session. not that it´s anybvody´s business, mind. If not, or if my body is not co operating with my schedule, I drop my kegs to my ankles, carefully keeeping the pockets straight, and pour the water carefully. Instead of a flat open bucket, I use a pitcher, so it pours easier. Regards, Kayo (wishing I had a bum gun here...) yes ok kayo, i know you like me and all that but cricky's mate, you dont really have to tell me about your morning <deleted>, shower and shave. may be your mum would like to know but jes--us mate, give it a rest will ya. look, i know your a top bleeding bloke, and i'll give you some top secret inside information on my top self. ive got a bum gun in my house in freo. i bought one in los and set it up here. i frigging love it mate, as when i got a real burner poking its little head out, i give it a blast with the old double barreled shot gun. wow wee, its sweet mate. thanks kayo, your a top fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popshirt Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well, since we're on THE topic, I wish to share that the very most popular gift item I have discovered over the years to take back to jolly old wherever is the Thai Bum Gun. Once folks get used to it, they love it. Last time I took a dozen of them with me. Some say to buy a sink type spray, but it isn't the same at all. So if you want to give something that is very Thai, bring 'em a bum gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry57 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well, since we're on THE topic, I wish to share that the very most popular gift item I have discovered over the years to take back to jolly old wherever is the Thai Bum Gun. Once folks get used to it, they love it. Last time I took a dozen of them with me.Some say to buy a sink type spray, but it isn't the same at all. So if you want to give something that is very Thai, bring 'em a bum gun! jesus popshirt, you are a frigging genious my top man, i'll be back in los in november and im going to get a huge shipment of bum gun's sent back to freo. i'll sell them at the freo markets to all the aussie punters, make a huge bleeding profit and then i can live happily ever after in los as the #1 bum gun exporter king. thanks fella for the help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NguuMuu Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 So can anyone tell me...which wall is the proper wall to be facing when using a squat toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry57 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 So can anyone tell me...which wall is the proper wall to be facing when using a squat toilet? a very complex question my friend but i do know the answer. all depends how many lagers you had in the rubbity dub dub. cheers old mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losangels Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Sorry Guys- attachment didn't workI'll get back to you I'll look really cool!!!! carrying on the sky train to and from work. Wonder if it'll fit in my briefcase? Maybe I can use it as a conversation starter with the babes on the sky train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry57 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Sorry Guys- attachment didn't work I'll get back to you I'll look really cool!!!! carrying on the sky train to and from work. Wonder if it'll fit in my briefcase? Maybe I can use it as a conversation starter with the babes on the sky train that sky train and crumpet mate, siam to sapan taxin at 6.00pm. frigging unbelievable looking thai bone cracker super babes. my eye balls working over time, i go on the train here and its slappers all round shocking looking things. anyway, just to fair i seen a goddess the other day, she just happen to be asian so there you go. cheers old mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CymruAmByth Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 If the somchais squat so close to the pan how come they miss so often or is this some sort of dirty luddite protest? heard a tale about a welshman about to teach his first class in some temple school and faced with a squatter he duly dumped his full pay load into the back of his cream coloured strides. Five minutes to class1 What would you do? I am Welsh and followed-through on a trouser cough last week! Maybe I should be worried as there could be some Welsh Arse Disease going around BKK. Thank Buddha I was at home and was easily able to crawl to the Bum Gun and mop the damage up. Further details available upon request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry57 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 If the somchais squat so close to the pan how come they miss so often or is this some sort of dirty luddite protest? heard a tale about a welshman about to teach his first class in some temple school and faced with a squatter he duly dumped his full pay load into the back of his cream coloured strides. Five minutes to class1 What would you do? I am Welsh and followed-through on a trouser cough last week! Maybe I should be worried as there could be some Welsh Arse Disease going around BKK. Thank Buddha I was at home and was easily able to crawl to the Bum Gun and mop the damage up. Further details available upon request. urr,umm, excuse me mr byth, more information please ? did you do little nuggets or a noodle soup sloppy one or a tom yum sort of squirter. thanks for that mr cym cheers friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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