Atheist

[Boon Mee]

Atheist

A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad.

She told her mother, "Arthur proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hel_l."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

[fxm88]

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

"Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in 'sharing their vision of American society.' Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry." -- U of M survey of 2,000+ households :D

[mumbojumbo]

"Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in 'sharing their vision of American society.' Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry." -- U of M survey of 2,000+ households :D

If the whole world were Atheists:

Poverty would be eliminated instead of giving wealth to a religion.

Most wars and conflicts would not happen in the cause of religion.

Guilt and religious psychosis problems would go away.

Everyone would live happily ever after.

[Mr Jones]

It is MY GOD given right to be an Atheist

[farangsay]

It is MY GOD given right to be an Atheist

Hear somewhere "there are no atheists in a foxhole" so

Stay out of foxholes !

[fxm88]

Go back to Laos you commies.

[suegha]

"Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in 'sharing their vision of American society.' Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry." -- U of M survey of 2,000+ households :D

If the whole world were Atheists:

Poverty would be eliminated instead of giving wealth to a religion.

Most wars and conflicts would not happen in the cause of religion.

Guilt and religious psychosis problems would go away.

Everyone would live happily ever after.

Not tue! Poverty wars and guilt would always exist, they are human problems.

[In the Rai!]

"Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in 'sharing their vision of American society.' Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry." -- U of M survey of 2,000+ households :D

If the whole world were Atheists:

Poverty would be eliminated instead of giving wealth to a religion.

Most wars and conflicts would not happen in the cause of religion.

Guilt and religious psychosis problems would go away.

Everyone would live happily ever after.

Not tue! Poverty wars and guilt would always exist, they are human problems.

True but on a much smaller scale I would imagine.

[mumbojumbo]

Go back to Laos you commies.

Come back to reality you brainwashed person.

[farangsay]

Go back to Laos you commies.

Come back to reality you brainwashed person.

[cwilliam]

Go back to Laos you commies.

Come back to reality you brainwashed person.

If the world was all atheists,I think we would be better off considering the way the religous people are "doing their thing"in the name of their so called "God"

[Plus]

USSR was officially atheist, and North Korea still is.

[banchang]

I think you will find that Buddhists are athiest too.

have a look at the Buddhist thread

[gpt]

Thank God, I'm an atheist

[mittheimp]

I think you will find that Buddhists are athiest too.

have a look at the Buddhist thread

i dont think many buddhists are athiest! buddhism doesnt really address the question of why we are here but it doesnt rule out a divine being either.

[Road_Runner]

A few years ago, Rabbi Jacob Karmenetzky made a trip to Israel accompanied by his teenage grandson. Ironically, these two deeply religious people were seated in the airplane next to a prominent Israeli socialist leader and outspoken atheist.

On the flight, the cynical atheist traveler couldn't help noticing the way the teenage boy attended to the needs of his aged, bearded grandfather. He got up to get the old man a glass of water, helped him remove his shoes and put on some slippers, and otherwise demonstrated that the rabbi's comfort represented his primary concern.

At one point, as the boy got up for yet another errand on behalf of the old man, the atheist could contain himself no longer. "Tell me something," he asked the rabbi. "Why does your grandson treat you like some kind of a king? I have a grandson, too, but he wouldn't give me the time of day."

"It's very simple," the old man replied. "My grandson and I both believe in a God who rules the universe and created all things, including the first man. That means that in the boy's eyes, I'm two generations closer to the hand of God Himself. But in the eyes of your grandson, you're just two generations closer to a monkey."

[suegha]

Most excellent, fantastic, well done rr, one of your best!

[banchang]

A few years ago, Rabbi Jacob Karmenetzky made a trip to Israel accompanied by his teenage grandson. Ironically, these two deeply religious people were seated in the airplane next to a prominent Israeli socialist leader and outspoken atheist.

On the flight, the cynical atheist traveler couldn't help noticing the way the teenage boy attended to the needs of his aged, bearded grandfather. He got up to get the old man a glass of water, helped him remove his shoes and put on some slippers, and otherwise demonstrated that the rabbi's comfort represented his primary concern.

At one point, as the boy got up for yet another errand on behalf of the old man, the atheist could contain himself no longer. "Tell me something," he asked the rabbi. "Why does your grandson treat you like some kind of a king? I have a grandson, too, but he wouldn't give me the time of day."

"It's very simple," the old man replied. "My grandson and I both believe in a God who rules the universe and created all things, including the first man. That means that in the boy's eyes, I'm two generations closer to the hand of God Himself. But in the eyes of your grandson, you're just two generations closer to a monkey."

Kids hey , allways prefer fantasy to reality.

[suegha]

The things people will believe to not believe in a God! Amazing!