eddy-ham Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 With all the bad news on this fourum what about some light hearted banter... Here's my effort. Headlines we would like to see................all lines greatfully received.... A light hearted look at some headlines we would like to see. Ladyboys rescue drunk tourist and take him home to bed. Indian Taylor apologies for bad suit and gives double the cost of the suit back. Bar girl returns to punter 5000Baht the next day due to overcharging. Baht bus driver goes to Jomtien to give back wallet left in bus by visitor. CD seller searches out buyers of faulty CDs. Motorcycle renters start to supply crash helmets that fit. Beach road declared consevation area by UNESCO. Farang rescues bar girl from bar and marries her in new house in Jomtien.!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phano Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 The crash helmets!! Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 or **prime minister finally does what every person in his country wants... Resigns!!** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Ladyboy's struck by mysterious ailment. Our science correspondant states " Yes it's some form of virus that has taken away their violent streak and their propensity to rob " Liverpool city council are sending over an urgent fact finding mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barefoot Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Thai Psychic Wins Lottery" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 " Man found selling genuine watches on beach road " " Day after announcement of arrival of Liverpool Councilmen, North road blocked for hours by unexpected high demand for lecture at the City hall on " Value of locking Hub-caps ". " Expat applying for work permit as car rental salesman found to be doing just that !!!! ........spokesman for the city's Real Estate Agents confused ? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsieurhappy Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Soi 6" "Low season sale" Buy 1 get 3 free! Try before you buy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Soi 6" "Low season sale"Buy 1 get 3 free! Try before you buy!! Used Library books perchance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatters Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Soi 6" "Low season sale" Buy 1 get 3 free! Try before you buy!! Used Library books perchance? what soi 6 do you refere to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nev Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 bar girl tells the truth to falang! baht bus driver charges falang 5 baht for his tg companion. food cart seller sells chicken instead of dog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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