What could possibly reflect the current state of America more than a cage fight on the South Lawn where the goal is to cause brain damage in one's opponent? All that's missing are the lions. It seems there's just not enough brain damage in the Oval Office, so Trump wants to create more....all in celebration of the 250th. To top it off, Trump now wants to keep the cage and scaffolding, which dwarf the actual White House, as a permanent fixture, a reminder of those who gave their brain cells in the honor of Trump's own 80th birthday. Trump has even equated the scaffolding, done under the auspices of a company run by his son Eric, with the Eiffel Tower. For the gala, instead of something moving like Aaron Copeland's "Fanfare for the Common Man", Trump will likely have played "YMCA" or maybe the aphasia-inspired "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida".
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