Rugby Joke

[In the Rai!]

In 1983 3 kids were playing in the street in Sydney when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy ######." 20 years later, he's playing the back line for the All Blacks.

[Pink Mist]

In 1983 3 kids were playing in the street in Sydney when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy ######." 20 years later, he's playing the back line for the All Blacks.

or any south pacific soap dodgers for that matter

[Donnyboy]

In 1983 3 kids were playing in the street in Sydney when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy ######." 20 years later, he's playing the back line for the All Blacks.

no doubt that you havent seen any games the ALL BLACKS have played this or last year. I do seem to remember that the Wallabies won 1 game all of last season, apparently, there was a phone in hot line for Wallaby fans that needed psychological help to get over the trauma, that number was 00-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0.... or zero,zero, won nothing won nothing won nothing!!

[In the Rai!]

In 1983 3 kids were playing in the street in Sydney when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy ######." 20 years later, he's playing the back line for the All Blacks.

no doubt that you havent seen any games the ALL BLACKS have played this or last year. I do seem to remember that the Wallabies won 1 game all of last season, apparently, there was a phone in hot line for Wallaby fans that needed psychological help to get over the trauma, that number was 00-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0.... or zero,zero, won nothing won nothing won nothing!!

Donnyboy,

so tue mate so true..

we dont have a great record the last few years but there is one thing you can be sure of about us aussies. we wont crumble in a world cup unlike our soft little marshmellow hearted friends over the tasman.

Here is 2 numbers for you..

2 Australia

1 New zealand

Can you guess what it is?

Times you have won a world cup.

That is the only record I care about at the moment and by the looks af super 14 next year I think you guys do too!! hhmmmm

[In the Rai!]

An All black player went to the doctor and said: "I've just been playing rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, arms, head, tummy - everywhere - it really hurt."

The doctor replied: "You've broken your finger."

[In the Rai!]

Oh here is one more!

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?

A. The All Blacks