8 Inches

[Lacoste]

THE

RANGE

OF

8

INCHES

LONG.

THE

FUNCTIONING

OF

WHICH

IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

USUALLY

FOUND

HUNG,

DANGLING

READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT

BOASTS

OF

A

CLUMP

OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE

AT

THE

OTHER.

IN

USE,

IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES

SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY,

MOIST

OPENING

WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND

AGAIN

MANY

TIMES

IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED

BY

SQUIRMING

BODILY

MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING

IN

WILL

MOST

SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND,

RESULTING

FROM

THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.

WHEN

FINALLY

WITHDRAWN,

IT

LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE,

SOME

OF

WHICH

WILL

NEED

CLEANING

FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES

OF

THE

OPENING

AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT.

AFTER

EVERYTHING

IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS

HAVE

CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING

STATE

OF

REST,

READY

YET

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY

REACHING

ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES

A

DAY,

BUT

OFTEN

MUCH

LESS.

WHAT AM I?

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...

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TOOTHBRUSH...

what were you

thinking?

You PERVERT!

[suegha]

Gripping in the anticipation of what it would be - obviously not the obvious!