Stop sharing this pretty’s pink nipple cream video, police say

[Lite Beer]

Stop sharing this pretty’s pink nipple cream video, police say
By Coconuts

BANGKOK: -- When you have exhausted every avenue in a bid to lighten your skin, the obvious next step is to lighten your nipples.

And who better to help you with this task than a pretty dressed as a flight attendant minus her top.

However, the police don’t see it this way and they have asked naughty netizens to stop sharing the video of a pretty demonstrating how to gently apply pink nipple cream, which has spread online recently.

Sharing the video means you support the obscene advertisement, which is not only illegal but also against public morals, according to Pol. Col. Chanachai Kasemwong, deputy commander of Technology Crime Suppression Division.

He has also vowed to start an investigation to hunt down the people who made the video.

Read More: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/08/27/stop-sharing-prettys-nipple-cream-video-police-say

-- Coconuts Bangkok 2015-08-27

[stoneyboy]

Good job it wasn't anal bleaching cream.

[Reigntax]

Will the police be able to find the wayward nipple and charge the owner or is it they dont want to share her with the rest of us.?

They probably couldnt find a nipple even if it was pointing at them.

Edited August 27, 2015 by Reigntax

[coulson]

Way to make it more viral...........

[Kannikapor88]

Sharing the video means you support the obscene advertisement, which is not only illegal but also against public morals, according to Pol. Col. Chanachai Kasemwong, deputy commander of Technology Crime Suppression Division.

Meanwhile people are drivning as maniacs drunk as skunks while carrying illegal weapons but seems that is okay, right ...

"Public morals" ... give me a break ...

[tx22cb]

I'm glad the police are putting an end to this dangerous fad - I certainly don't want to develop a pink tongue.

[DavidOxon]

How come there's a link for the Porshe driver, but not for the nipple cream? What a stupid pronouncement. Sometimes I am just lost for words and I think this is one of them!

[Happy Grumpy]

....and in the following video she pinkens her testicles.

[Thian]

Now i still don't know which video we're talking about. Where can we see it so i know which one i can't share with you guys?

[thesetat2013]

Sharing the video means you support the obscene advertisement, which is not only illegal but also against public morals, according to Pol. Col. Chanachai Kasemwong, deputy commander of Technology Crime Suppression Division.

Meanwhile people are drivning as maniacs drunk as skunks while carrying illegal weapons but seems that is okay, right ...

"Public morals" ... give me a break ...

My thoughts exactly. Who do the police think they are quoting morals? They do much worse than any vdo on nipple creams.

Haven't seen the vdo yet though. I wonder of it works??? Heheee

[RedRoadRunner]

don't they have more stringent issues at their hands????????

[phazey]

Is it a female nipple? Would there be as much fuss if it was a male nipple ?

[BuaBS]

He has also vowed to start an investigation to hunt down the people who made the video.

Yep , a hunt down , like the Pattaya BJ girl . Well they have so much spare time and manpower , now that the Erawan bomber(s) are caught . Oh wait........

[NickJ]

Just whatever you do, Never remove the do not remove tag from any pillows here. That really riles them up.

[willyumiii]

Will the police be able to find the wayward nipple and charge the owner or is it they dont want to share her with the rest of us.?

They probably couldnt find a nipple even if it was pointing at them.

Yes, it can and will be done.

Just like finger prints, every nipple and areola has it's own unique print.

The BIB have just been instructed to start printing every nipple and areola in Thailand.

I have volunteered to join the tourist police and assist.

Printing will also be done at all immigration office of all non Thai nipples and areolas.

Next time you are at a road block, the GF will need to take the top down.

(wet wipes will be provided by the BIB and immigration officers to clean the nipple after printing )

I am convinced that this is not just another pointless effort of the BIB.

[daiwill60]

Did the Police chief outside Suckers on Nana the other night come up with this gem while he was there???

[manarak]

Is it a female nipple? Would there be as much fuss if it was a male nipple ?

Thai police, Thai Law and Thai people in general are still confused about what sexual organs are.

Hint: breasts and nipples are no sexual organs.

[kiniyow]

Where is the Link to this video? Let the readers decide if this is obscene

[ratcatcher]

It is ironic that the two most "obscene" parts of the female anatomy are perceived to be breasts and vaginas.

Most men spend a good period in their first years attached to one of these "obscene" breasts which give humans sustenance and strength during early years. They then later spend many hours gazing at photos of these feeding stations, or if they are more fortunate, the real thing, which the authorities deem to be obscene.

At a later date the vaginas come into the picture, so to speak.

Man enters the world through that "obscene" tunnel and then spends the rest of his life trying to get back into one.

[trainman34014]

''Against public morals ''. That's a laugh in a country that is morally bankrupt !

[BigBadGeordie]

Is it a female nipple? Would there be as much fuss if it was a male nipple ?

Thai police, Thai Law and Thai people in general are still confused about what sexual organs are.

Hint: breasts and nipples are no sexual organs.

Ah well that depends where they are located ;-)

[Slaps]

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If it was virginal whitener they could have had a crackdown

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[fish fingers]

good to keep abreast of recent stories

[worgeordie]

With all the shit going on in Thailand,and the Police are very worried about nipples,

anyway I thought it was part of Siam,s past heritage,that the women were topless.

regards worgeordie

[boike]

Good job it wasn't anal bleaching cream.

This made me laugh. Ty

Sent from my S4 LTE

[coulson]

Man enters the world through that "obscene" tunnel and then spends the rest of his life trying to get back into one.

Thank you

[Ceruhe]

Instead of "stop spreading this BS because it won't work anyway" it's because of nipples....<deleted>

[Fab5BKK]

I guess it'd be much easier for the police force to "hunt down" the video makers than the terrorists... and less dangerous as well.

Just reminds me a Moliere's play: "Tartuffe", when he said "couvrez ce sein que je ne saurais voir. Par de pareil objets, les ames sont blessees, et cela fait venir de coupables pensees"

Trad. in English: "Cover up that bosom which I can't endure to look on..."

Problem, Moliere wrote his play in 1664 and the Thai police acts like that today

PS: a brief Wikipedia intro to Tartuffe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartuffe

Edited August 27, 2015 by Fab5BKK

[NCFC]

Is it a female nipple? Would there be as much fuss if it was a male nipple ?

Thai police, Thai Law and Thai people in general are still confused about what sexual organs are.

Hint: breasts and nipples are no sexual organs.

So you suck your gf's t!ts for the milk, right? Is that how it works? In that case, either I must be doing something wrong or my gf is a mean old buffalo.

[manarak]

Is it a female nipple? Would there be as much fuss if it was a male nipple ?

Thai police, Thai Law and Thai people in general are still confused about what sexual organs are.

Hint: breasts and nipples are no sexual organs.

So you suck your gf's t!ts for the milk, right? Is that how it works? In that case, either I must be doing something wrong or my gf is a mean old buffalo.

Some people are aroused by licking feet or having their feet licked... doesn't make the feet sexual organs.